Dumpster Kitties!
Me: I want a Dumpster Kitty!
The Most Beauteous Lady: Not if you value your life, you don't.
Me: But they're so cute!
The Most Prettiest Lady: Right. And then after I've killed you in your sleep, the cute widdle dumpster kitty and I will feast on your corpse until someone comes to investigate. [melodramatic pause] And we won't even be well fed.
Me: Fine. Be that way.
The Most Haughty Lady: I will.
The Most Beauteous Lady: Not if you value your life, you don't.
Me: But they're so cute!
The Most Prettiest Lady: Right. And then after I've killed you in your sleep, the cute widdle dumpster kitty and I will feast on your corpse until someone comes to investigate. [melodramatic pause] And we won't even be well fed.
Me: Fine. Be that way.
The Most Haughty Lady: I will.