I've figured out why the birds in "The Birds" were so damn cranky
Constipation.
I mean seriously, I wander out to my car this morning, hoping there's not frost to scrape off (thankfully there isn't), and instead I find it covered in bird shit. And while I'm coming up with theories as to why the vengeful birds would choose my car as the ultimate toilet, it occurs to me that despite there being hordes upon hordes of homicidal birds in The Birds there is nary a spot of bird shit to be found. These birds will attack you, try to peck a hole in your head, but they will not defecate on you or your personal property.
So, either homicidal birds no longer have bodily functions to take care of, OR the birds become homicidal because they can't take care of their bodily functions.
And thus constipation leads to homicidal birds attacking everyone, The End.
I mean seriously, I wander out to my car this morning, hoping there's not frost to scrape off (thankfully there isn't), and instead I find it covered in bird shit. And while I'm coming up with theories as to why the vengeful birds would choose my car as the ultimate toilet, it occurs to me that despite there being hordes upon hordes of homicidal birds in The Birds there is nary a spot of bird shit to be found. These birds will attack you, try to peck a hole in your head, but they will not defecate on you or your personal property.
So, either homicidal birds no longer have bodily functions to take care of, OR the birds become homicidal because they can't take care of their bodily functions.
And thus constipation leads to homicidal birds attacking everyone, The End.