Boobies!
Okay, so the best part of the Lara Croft: Tomb Raider movie they showed on FOX last night was most definitely the naked-except-for-a-strategically-placed-table Daniel Craig.
Hey, I am all about the equal oppurtunity ogling. In fact, I think the folks who are into females got the raw end of the deal. I mean, maybe I'm being all naive in my not-particularly-attracted-to-breasts-anyway-ness, but completely natural Daniel Craig vs. fakoid padded bra for Jolie seems like a bit of a ripoff.
I get that it's because she has a huge rack in the video game, but she never once wears what I consider to be her signature grey tank top/khaki shorts combo, so they weren't that enamoured with the notion of accuracy. I also get that the reason she has balloons in both the game and movie is because of the titillation factor.
But here's the thing: wouldn't it be more titillating to have Jolie's actuals bouncing around onscreen than the rock-solid Boobs of Doom we end up with?
Then again, this movie is quite possibly the most time I have ever spent staring at a woman's chest, and let's face it, there are guys who have bigger breasts than I do, so what do I know?
Hey, I am all about the equal oppurtunity ogling. In fact, I think the folks who are into females got the raw end of the deal. I mean, maybe I'm being all naive in my not-particularly-attracted-to-breasts-anyway-ness, but completely natural Daniel Craig vs. fakoid padded bra for Jolie seems like a bit of a ripoff.
I get that it's because she has a huge rack in the video game, but she never once wears what I consider to be her signature grey tank top/khaki shorts combo, so they weren't that enamoured with the notion of accuracy. I also get that the reason she has balloons in both the game and movie is because of the titillation factor.
But here's the thing: wouldn't it be more titillating to have Jolie's actuals bouncing around onscreen than the rock-solid Boobs of Doom we end up with?
Then again, this movie is quite possibly the most time I have ever spent staring at a woman's chest, and let's face it, there are guys who have bigger breasts than I do, so what do I know?