Anger.
I'm pissed off. I bought a really cool shirt from eBay and it doesn't fit. It was 25 bucks plus 10 shipping, too. According the the auction I should have fit into it perfectly. It was a medium and the chest measurement was right for me. When it arrived (I drove all the way to Keansburg because I had it delivered there) I found that it was much more like a small. In fact even if I lost all the fat on my torso I couldn't fit into it. I need to find someone to give it to who is really tiny.