New Year's Resolutions
I have a few resolutions:
1. Stop screaming when I visit zoos.
2. Watch out for knife attacks.
3. Learn to swim.
4. Stop peeing on floors.
5. Learn to swim away from knife attacks.
6. Buy two motorcycles.
7. Brush my hair.
8. Bring salsa to your mother.
9. EAT MORE HAM.
10. Buy four more motorcycles.
11. Learn a new language... like circus-talk or swahili.
12. Break less bones than last year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
1. Stop screaming when I visit zoos.
2. Watch out for knife attacks.
3. Learn to swim.
4. Stop peeing on floors.
5. Learn to swim away from knife attacks.
6. Buy two motorcycles.
7. Brush my hair.
8. Bring salsa to your mother.
9. EAT MORE HAM.
10. Buy four more motorcycles.
11. Learn a new language... like circus-talk or swahili.
12. Break less bones than last year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR