May 31, 2006 15:50
Dante and I saw X III Saturday night. I am here to tell you - DO NOT SEE IT. Well, I should go into a bit more detail. It has a few beautiful moments, and a lot of mediocre moments, and it shits all over the mythos and traditions of X Men. So if you have no affection whatsoever for the stories already written, or the characters included, then go ahead and see it. Otherwise, it is to be avoided like the plague. I'm serious.
Also, if you happen to see Brett Ratner in the street, do me a favor and perform the patented Jason Eberhart shin-kick ball-punch face-knee, and then kick him until he cries like I did after I saw this AWFUL AWFUL movie.