じゅうなな}{Video | Japanese/Broken Eihongo}{
}{The recording begins sometime in the middle of this charming get-together.
Baiken had been seen leaving for the restroom, only to return to find Johnny desperately trying to hold Anji off from giving him sake, like a geisha serving her client.}{
"I DON'T WANT TO BE SERVED BY YOU."
}{Baiken merely shrugs at this and sits down at the kotatsu, with the gaijin Chipp, like it's nothing.}{
"This is assault! Johnny does not wish to be a part of your insane little games!
Go bother the gaijin who thinks he isn't one."
"What, you think he doesn't bother him too?"
"I thought you were a secure man, Johnny-san! You're really unfun aren't you. This is no wonder you haven't a wife."
"I don't have a wife because no woman so far wants to pack up and play pirate."
"Anji knows if he even tries it he's getting his ass handed to him."
"That's a lot of women to go through and still no bite? I think maybe there is a problem. And it is not the pretty ladies."
"It's my lifestyle, like I said. That's not my fault. I have a responsibility, I can't settle in one place."
"You have to touch my ass to hand it over, Chipp-kun. Hohohohoho!"
"Che...I hate you!"
"And no woman will come away with you on a ship of dreams? Sounds like regular lady fantasy. Once again, it does not add up."
"Anji, we're regularly chased by 80% of the world's law enforcement, have enemies beyond even that, and regularly raid ruins and perform raids. Now that's fun to me and my girls, but no girl wants to be pulled straight from a normal life into that."
"This shows you must have bad taste, if you can't find a woman willing for a life of danger and excitement. This can be rectified if you take off those shades and open your options a bit more! That said... Drink up, Johnny-danna!"
"No, he’s just a lecherous old prick, that’s all."
"Oh ho ho ho ho! No need to rag on my age just to tout my experience. Have you even been with a woman? Is that the sweet song of the frustrated virgin, I hear? No wonder you're always so tense!
Guess all of that ninja training didn't leave much time to grow up."
"Don't twist it around, you're still a womanizer!"
"Anji-sama already plans to give him lessons in post-puberty."
"...I don't want to be hearing this shit."
"...I don't think I was quite drunk enough to hear that comfortably."
"Anji, Shut up!"
"Like I said, please drink more!"
"Don't yell at me in your jealousy. It's not my fault you're a lesser man.
Anji, hand me more sake! More sake! I'm going to show this whelp how a man drinks!"
"Lesser man!? I don't need a woman to prove I'm a man!"
"You got it Danna! Hohoho!"
"True. You can make due with strength, intelligence, or great charisma. Unfortunately, you don't count in any of these aspects."
"Heh, he's got you there, punk."
"It's decided! I shall take you as my disciple!"
"What!?"
"Aree!? He's my student already!"
"Fine, you handle all of that...book stuff. I'll give him knowledge on life experience."
"Sfondi, for fuck's sake, don't teach him any of your bullshit!"
"I think you both are full of shit! Leave me alone!"
"Oh ho? Perhaps my lady needs a demonstration?"
"He may as well be learning from the local Corner woman in 'those' experiences."
"You try and touch me and I'll cut your hand off."
"You always say that, yet I remain whole!"
"Don't tempt me."
"Why are we even talking about this!?"
"If I did have a wife, though, Baiken would definitely be top choice."
"Shut up! You're so full of shit!"
"What better, than to marry another swordmaster?"
"What is that saying? Opposites attract? Likes repel? I think you are doomed, Johnny-san. Ship sunk."
"And we'd have a litter of beautiful, strong, mixed children. Children that would carry on our styles!"
}{The look upon Johnny’s face was clear he was finally getting drunk.}{
"Oi, don't poke holes in my thoughts just because you want her, Anji."
}{Chipp is scooting away from Johnny clearly foreboding the man’s death.}{
}{Baiken has a look of silent fury.}{
"What is in this stuff...?"
" *hic* "
"There's a flaw in your theory there, but I will let the fates decide the outcome!"
"Did I mention I had a few drinks before I came?"
"I smelled you on the way in. Like a hobo in the gutter. It's very repelling."
"I figured that mebbe' a nice whiskey ahead of the sake would help things move."
"Gutter would be an improvement."
"Luckily, I can't seem to smell anything anymore. Or see for that matter. Where are my glasses?"
"I always take care of my hygiene, damn it!"
"They're on your face, man"
}{There’s a snicker from her}{
"Mito, you goddamn lightweight."
"Oh I see. Or... well. Don’t see."
"Heh, how many fingers I'm holding up?"
".... That squid is not fingers, Chipp-kun."
"....squid?"
"Those wiggling white tentacles, don't you see?"
"It's a fucking hand, Anji."
"Ahh.. Chipp-kun you should get that looked at."
}{Johnny gets up at this point in search for more booze.}{
}{Chipp is hardly containing this, finding this so fucking funny, and gives Anji more sake and himself.}{
"Sfondi, get your ass back in here."
"Ah, you missed me that much?"
}{She sips her sake.}{ "No. But there ain't any more booze. Wasting your time."
"I suppose I'll have to settle for being intoxicated by your beauty."
"Oh, shut up with that shit already."
"I cannot help it, my love for you cannot be contained, even in my expansive heart."
"Heh, that's gotta be the booze talking..."
"Fucking full of it..."
"I love you."
"...you talking to Mito, or what."
"I...consider Mito an ally. Kind of."
"...you're a total jackass, Sfondi."
"And you're an incomparable beauty."
"I can kind of see his point...you are kinda hot."
"What the fuck, Zanuff?!"
"Let us all agree that there is a love binding us all! Hot and burning like our spirits!"
"...gonna need a lot more booze."
}{The recording ends and remains a testament to the untold epic tale of love brimming in Latimir 406.}{
}{OOC: Pink by tetsuzansen, Red by stoner_ninja, Yellow by skybound_love, Blue by fuuga_chou}{
Baiken had been seen leaving for the restroom, only to return to find Johnny desperately trying to hold Anji off from giving him sake, like a geisha serving her client.}{
"I DON'T WANT TO BE SERVED BY YOU."
}{Baiken merely shrugs at this and sits down at the kotatsu, with the gaijin Chipp, like it's nothing.}{
"This is assault! Johnny does not wish to be a part of your insane little games!
Go bother the gaijin who thinks he isn't one."
"What, you think he doesn't bother him too?"
"I thought you were a secure man, Johnny-san! You're really unfun aren't you. This is no wonder you haven't a wife."
"I don't have a wife because no woman so far wants to pack up and play pirate."
"Anji knows if he even tries it he's getting his ass handed to him."
"That's a lot of women to go through and still no bite? I think maybe there is a problem. And it is not the pretty ladies."
"It's my lifestyle, like I said. That's not my fault. I have a responsibility, I can't settle in one place."
"You have to touch my ass to hand it over, Chipp-kun. Hohohohoho!"
"Che...I hate you!"
"And no woman will come away with you on a ship of dreams? Sounds like regular lady fantasy. Once again, it does not add up."
"Anji, we're regularly chased by 80% of the world's law enforcement, have enemies beyond even that, and regularly raid ruins and perform raids. Now that's fun to me and my girls, but no girl wants to be pulled straight from a normal life into that."
"This shows you must have bad taste, if you can't find a woman willing for a life of danger and excitement. This can be rectified if you take off those shades and open your options a bit more! That said... Drink up, Johnny-danna!"
"No, he’s just a lecherous old prick, that’s all."
"Oh ho ho ho ho! No need to rag on my age just to tout my experience. Have you even been with a woman? Is that the sweet song of the frustrated virgin, I hear? No wonder you're always so tense!
Guess all of that ninja training didn't leave much time to grow up."
"Don't twist it around, you're still a womanizer!"
"Anji-sama already plans to give him lessons in post-puberty."
"...I don't want to be hearing this shit."
"...I don't think I was quite drunk enough to hear that comfortably."
"Anji, Shut up!"
"Like I said, please drink more!"
"Don't yell at me in your jealousy. It's not my fault you're a lesser man.
Anji, hand me more sake! More sake! I'm going to show this whelp how a man drinks!"
"Lesser man!? I don't need a woman to prove I'm a man!"
"You got it Danna! Hohoho!"
"True. You can make due with strength, intelligence, or great charisma. Unfortunately, you don't count in any of these aspects."
"Heh, he's got you there, punk."
"It's decided! I shall take you as my disciple!"
"What!?"
"Aree!? He's my student already!"
"Fine, you handle all of that...book stuff. I'll give him knowledge on life experience."
"Sfondi, for fuck's sake, don't teach him any of your bullshit!"
"I think you both are full of shit! Leave me alone!"
"Oh ho? Perhaps my lady needs a demonstration?"
"He may as well be learning from the local Corner woman in 'those' experiences."
"You try and touch me and I'll cut your hand off."
"You always say that, yet I remain whole!"
"Don't tempt me."
"Why are we even talking about this!?"
"If I did have a wife, though, Baiken would definitely be top choice."
"Shut up! You're so full of shit!"
"What better, than to marry another swordmaster?"
"What is that saying? Opposites attract? Likes repel? I think you are doomed, Johnny-san. Ship sunk."
"And we'd have a litter of beautiful, strong, mixed children. Children that would carry on our styles!"
}{The look upon Johnny’s face was clear he was finally getting drunk.}{
"Oi, don't poke holes in my thoughts just because you want her, Anji."
}{Chipp is scooting away from Johnny clearly foreboding the man’s death.}{
}{Baiken has a look of silent fury.}{
"What is in this stuff...?"
" *hic* "
"There's a flaw in your theory there, but I will let the fates decide the outcome!"
"Did I mention I had a few drinks before I came?"
"I smelled you on the way in. Like a hobo in the gutter. It's very repelling."
"I figured that mebbe' a nice whiskey ahead of the sake would help things move."
"Gutter would be an improvement."
"Luckily, I can't seem to smell anything anymore. Or see for that matter. Where are my glasses?"
"I always take care of my hygiene, damn it!"
"They're on your face, man"
}{There’s a snicker from her}{
"Mito, you goddamn lightweight."
"Oh I see. Or... well. Don’t see."
"Heh, how many fingers I'm holding up?"
".... That squid is not fingers, Chipp-kun."
"....squid?"
"Those wiggling white tentacles, don't you see?"
"It's a fucking hand, Anji."
"Ahh.. Chipp-kun you should get that looked at."
}{Johnny gets up at this point in search for more booze.}{
}{Chipp is hardly containing this, finding this so fucking funny, and gives Anji more sake and himself.}{
"Sfondi, get your ass back in here."
"Ah, you missed me that much?"
}{She sips her sake.}{ "No. But there ain't any more booze. Wasting your time."
"I suppose I'll have to settle for being intoxicated by your beauty."
"Oh, shut up with that shit already."
"I cannot help it, my love for you cannot be contained, even in my expansive heart."
"Heh, that's gotta be the booze talking..."
"Fucking full of it..."
"I love you."
"...you talking to Mito, or what."
"I...consider Mito an ally. Kind of."
"...you're a total jackass, Sfondi."
"And you're an incomparable beauty."
"I can kind of see his point...you are kinda hot."
"What the fuck, Zanuff?!"
"Let us all agree that there is a love binding us all! Hot and burning like our spirits!"
"...gonna need a lot more booze."
}{The recording ends and remains a testament to the untold epic tale of love brimming in Latimir 406.}{
}{OOC: Pink by tetsuzansen, Red by stoner_ninja, Yellow by skybound_love, Blue by fuuga_chou}{