Why do I work here?

[futuresq]

So I'm standing outside the courthouse today with Robin when some random guy starts hovering closer & closer (It's fairly normal for people to act somewhat like bees when looking to grub a cigarette

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Wacko snatches Video Tape

[gonzo_gibbie]

*ahem* Methinks it was his immature attempt to 'flirt' with you. After all, he did hover about you like a bee about a flower, sniffing at your nectar... and then attempt to engage you in lameo conversation. It's a standard sixth grade, school yard move, indicative of his obvious arrested development...

I'm sure we can rule out tampering with evidence, as I doubt the tape had incriminating evidence on it. You're a Defense Attorney, right?

Speaking of witness tampering, I've been subpoenaed as a witness in a drive-by shooting case, by a member of Seattle's notorious Ethiopian Gang. There have been three (count 'em, three!) attempts so far to scare me away from testifying.

1) An early morning wake-up call (6 AM) in the hallway of my apartment building, where a skinny, sketchy Ethiopian kid was pacing back-and-forth as he repeated the threatening comment: "You're dead! You're a dead man!"

2) Two hoodlum thugz changed direction and followed me down the street as I left work, held a hobo huddle, then one guy approached me, making threatening eye contact as he sang his dissin' RAP song at me: "I don't mean to be rude -- but I didn't get no food -- bullets are gonna be used!"

3) While working door security at work, another (or same?) skinny sketchy Ethiopian kid approached me, stuck his shoulder back and his chest out, as he put his face into mine and stared daggers at me. Then he and his friend proceeded down the alley, and they both spit upon the building, glaring backwards at me...