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[futuresoon]

Oh man, I realize that hearing about other people's dreams is not the most engaging activity, but one where you meet Robert Downey Jr at a party and he takes you around his mansion showing you stuff including Neil Patrick Harris for some reason and RDJ is, like, so eager to have someone to talk to and he asks you if you've seen his new movie yet so you say no and he is all "well obviously you must come to my private screening room and watch it" and you do and the movie turns out to be very sweet and inexplicably kids-oriented (it was called Langley, and it was about building a bridge, IDK) and there is like a big group of elementary-school kids who were invited to attend the premiere but they're all very polite and friendly and adorable and you keep thinking to yourself that this is the best party you've ever been to ever must be shared.

Then you wake up and remember that he's married, on the other side of the country, is not known for making kids' movies or being really friendly and clingy to total strangers, and probably does not even know Neil Patrick Harris, but you keep riding the high anyway, because dude, for one fictional night Robert Downey Jr was totally all over you and that is not the kind of thing you are allowed to be sad about.