lovestories knows what this is about

[futuresoon]

So, uh. At least one of you lot has to have read New Moon and Eclipse, right?

Can you tell me what happens in them?

I mean, I know the basic outline of New Moon but pretty much nothing about Eclipse, and I'm kinda lacking on details or timelines for either. I do not need a huge datadump, I just need to know the highlights and what order they go in. Also any detail that would be particularly disturbing/~*romantic*~. Or anything having to do with imprinting, really.

I swear, my insistence on being at least vaguely knowledgeable on the stuff I'm writing about...