stolen from rionaleonhart or shizuka-blooms, i forget which

Oct 11, 2008 21:19

What's the only thing better than That Character Meme? A version where there's only one round of questions and people don't have to guess and thus I don't have to worry about being too obscure! (Which is to say, dammit, I'm in the mood for short cracky crossovers. It's my right.)

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself ( Read more... )

this is a fic, i has a meme, it's that damn character meme again, yes i am really very odd

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lovestories October 12 2008, 14:30:20 UTC
1, 7, 14, and 15 are all competing to get into the same university. The university in question will only except one student out of the pool of four. To get in, each compiles a resume, writes an essay on the prompt, "A Person Who Inspires Me", and goes in for an interview. For each: what is their resume/essay/interview like? Who gets in?

3, 8, and 13 have a SLUMBER PARTY! What movie(s) do they rent? Whose house are they at? Do they give each other facials and mani/pedis or sit around braiding each other's hair and swapping fashion tips? OR BOTH? (Or neither?)

2, 5, 9, and 11 receive 70% off coupons to a luxury spa - which all four frequent, and as such are delighted to get such a nice discount. However, when they arrive at the spa, it's clear that the coupons were just a ruse to get them there, and the spa is actually A TRAP. Locked in the steam room, poisonous gas could be coming through at any time, and the way out has been sealed by huge, steel doors. What happens when the four realize that they are all going to die? Do they accuse each other? Who is the trap really intended for, and who set it up? Lastly, do one or all of them escape?

As part of a diabolical plan set by the Master, all the numbers are forced to read Twilight (...and ALL THE SEQUELS), and given a dose of a hallucinatory drug. The drug propels each reader into the wacky world of Twilight (specifically, the scene where Bella first spies the magnificent Cullens!) - where the vampires ~sparkle~ and feminism is a thing of the past (or future. WHATEVER, IT DOESN'T EXIST). They will be released from the hallucination when they decide to tell the Master whatever secrets he wants from them. How does each character change the plot (Edward fall in love with them! Bella learns how to kick ass! Someone punches Bella in the face!)? How long does it take each to crack and beg to be pulled out? What secrets did the Master want from each of them? And who was unfortunate enough to have already read the books in the first place, and give it up without being drugged?

10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and 15 form a rock band! What brought the members together? What does each person do? What are their songs like? Their band name? How long do they last together? And who breaks off to become the greatest pop star the world has ever seen?

4 and 6 are in a relationship, but 6 is also in a secret relationship with 1 - who is married to 8. 5 finds out about this and threatens to expose 6 and 1. What happens next?

All the prime numbers are competing fashion designers on Project Runway, while all the even numbers (excluding 2, because 2 is prime) are models. What are each of prime numbers' designs like? Who is the best model? Who gets kicked out the first week, and who wins the competition?

ETA: Ahahahaha, all my questions are so ridiculously complicated compared to everyone else's. I could pretend I'm sorry, but really... *cackles*

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futuresoon October 12 2008, 14:33:22 UTC
OH GOD.

...WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY AFTERNOON.

EDIT: ALSO, SERIOUSLY, SOME OF THESE ARE AMAZING, PARTICULARLY THE ONE WHERE 6 IS SLEEPING WITH BOTH 4 AND 1. SERIOUSLY. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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lovestories October 12 2008, 14:38:13 UTC
AT FIRST I WAS GOING TO DO TEN QUESTIONS, BUT THEN DECIDED THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO MUCH. BUT JUST A LITTLE. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHERE I COME UP WITH THIS SHIT.

AHAHAHA, I AM GLAD!

(Also, dammit, I've noticed some really obvious typos that for some reason I did not see in my first AND second read through, and they are KILLING ME.)

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futuresoon October 12 2008, 14:39:55 UTC
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NOTICE NO TYPOS. IT ALL SEEMS VERY CLEAR TO ME. A BIT TERRIFYING, BUT VERY CLEARLY SO.

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lovestories October 12 2008, 14:41:06 UTC
WELL, MOSTLY DICTION ERRORS. LIKE IN THE FIRST QUESTION, "EXCEPT" SHOULD BE "ACCEPT".

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futuresoon October 12 2008, 14:42:11 UTC
OKAY, I SUPPOSE. SOMETIMES BEING A FAST READER MEANS I DO NOT CATCH AS MUCH AS I SHOULD, WHICH IS SAD, BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM LIKE A WALKING COPY OF STRUNK & WHITE BUT REALLY I AM NOT.

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lovestories October 12 2008, 14:49:21 UTC
OH, ME TOO! WHEN YOU MOSTLY SKIM THINGS, DICTION ERRORS ARE BENEATH YOU.

(Also, a little explanation for the Project Runway question just in case you have never actually seen Project Runway. The first week, there are X designers and X models, and only the designer gets booted (er, I think so, anyway. I haven't seen the show in a while). Obviously, there is now one more model than designers, which creates competition among the models in the weeks to come. After each challenge is announced, the designers each pick a model to display their outfit, and whichever model is left over is the one that gets booted. The model that gets stuck with the winning designer for the last challenge is the one that wins (the last challenge is to form an entire line of outfits for Fashion Week). The models are mostly chosen either because a) they are good walkers b) the designer just likes them c) they don't have random issues/aren't too wild, and won't wear your design out to a party, where it will proceed to get accidentally ripped in half d) all/most of the above.

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futuresoon October 12 2008, 14:50:52 UTC
Oooooh, this explains things! Thanks! (I have in fact seen part of an episode, because my parents started watching it for some reason, but I didn't pay too much attention. I do not have what some people term a "fashion sense". I am fashion-insensible.)

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