i bet you can't guess what i'm writing right now
From shizuka_blooms:
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: She said Torchwood, and I'm gonna have to go with that too. Oh, lord, the crying I got up to after Exit Wounds...
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Hmmmm. Good Omens, perhaps? I certainly wouldn't object to reading more fic of that. It was one of my first internet fandoms, and it's still my favorite book. Pretty much every character in it is either my homeboy or my homegirl. Or my homeboy-shaped-being.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Er...for this, I'm going to have to go with my first fandom: Invader Zim. SHUT UP I WAS THIRTEEN AND DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. I really did love it to bits, and I don't think I would dislike the show if I watched it again now, but the fans...*shudders* And, of course, I was at the age where I thought anything that was really long and had lots of sex scenes in it was High Quality. Did I mention that one half of my (and everyone else's) favorite pairing was, like, fourteen?
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: This could probably be one of any of my passionately-loved, quickly-abandoned-for-the-next-thing fandoms; let's go for the whirlwind romance that was Due South, although, unfortunately, I don't really want to fuck that metaphorical boyfriend again. It's weird. I just...really, really don't want to read any fic, or watch vids, or even think about the characters too much. I don't know what's up with that. It honestly makes me kinda sad.
The steady: Oh, Heroes, I know you're waiting for me. We'll be together again. I know we will.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: House. I like you just fine, boys, and, hell, I worship Doris Egan just like everyone else does, but you're just never gonna be a major fandom for me. Although I harbor a secret, gleeful passion for capslock_house. IT IS JUST MY KIND OF HUMOR OKAY.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: The triple-threat combo of Buffy, Angel, and Firefly. I like all of them--or at least parts of all of them--and I've got a few ships in there, but I'm just not really interested in getting sucked into their fandoms. Also, every one of them broke my heart, and I still have Issues about that.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Stargate: SG-1. I love SGA to bits, and I've seen the first season and a half of SG-1, and I quite like the characters, but...SGA is just more fun. If watching a show becomes a chore, you should probably stop watching it. Also, Jack/Daniel, you're very cool and all, but you're no John/Rodney. Nobody is, really.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Gossip Girl. I just...man, it's just fundamentally not my kind of show, and I won't begrudge people for enjoying it, but you could not get me to touch it with a ten-foot pole. If I get the feeling that the show's characters would instinctively treat me like dirt, I'm probably not going to like it.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Oh, shizuka_blooms, honey, I know you love Lost, and I loved Lost too, but then it dragged on and on and even when they had a plot thread that genuinely captured my interest, they literally killed it, at which point I just stopped watching. This show will break your heart and test your endurance, sweetie. Also there isn't any fic for my chosen pairing. WHY IS THERE NO FIC FOR MY CHOSEN PAIRING. IT IS AN OBVIOUS AND AWESOME ONE.
The ones you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Doctor Who all the way. Even in my Heroes heyday, I could always count on getting distracted by DW. It was just so shiny, and, and...
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: She said Torchwood, and I'm gonna have to go with that too. Oh, lord, the crying I got up to after Exit Wounds...
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Hmmmm. Good Omens, perhaps? I certainly wouldn't object to reading more fic of that. It was one of my first internet fandoms, and it's still my favorite book. Pretty much every character in it is either my homeboy or my homegirl. Or my homeboy-shaped-being.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: Er...for this, I'm going to have to go with my first fandom: Invader Zim. SHUT UP I WAS THIRTEEN AND DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. I really did love it to bits, and I don't think I would dislike the show if I watched it again now, but the fans...*shudders* And, of course, I was at the age where I thought anything that was really long and had lots of sex scenes in it was High Quality. Did I mention that one half of my (and everyone else's) favorite pairing was, like, fourteen?
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: This could probably be one of any of my passionately-loved, quickly-abandoned-for-the-next-thing fandoms; let's go for the whirlwind romance that was Due South, although, unfortunately, I don't really want to fuck that metaphorical boyfriend again. It's weird. I just...really, really don't want to read any fic, or watch vids, or even think about the characters too much. I don't know what's up with that. It honestly makes me kinda sad.
The steady: Oh, Heroes, I know you're waiting for me. We'll be together again. I know we will.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: House. I like you just fine, boys, and, hell, I worship Doris Egan just like everyone else does, but you're just never gonna be a major fandom for me. Although I harbor a secret, gleeful passion for capslock_house. IT IS JUST MY KIND OF HUMOR OKAY.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: The triple-threat combo of Buffy, Angel, and Firefly. I like all of them--or at least parts of all of them--and I've got a few ships in there, but I'm just not really interested in getting sucked into their fandoms. Also, every one of them broke my heart, and I still have Issues about that.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Stargate: SG-1. I love SGA to bits, and I've seen the first season and a half of SG-1, and I quite like the characters, but...SGA is just more fun. If watching a show becomes a chore, you should probably stop watching it. Also, Jack/Daniel, you're very cool and all, but you're no John/Rodney. Nobody is, really.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Gossip Girl. I just...man, it's just fundamentally not my kind of show, and I won't begrudge people for enjoying it, but you could not get me to touch it with a ten-foot pole. If I get the feeling that the show's characters would instinctively treat me like dirt, I'm probably not going to like it.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Oh, shizuka_blooms, honey, I know you love Lost, and I loved Lost too, but then it dragged on and on and even when they had a plot thread that genuinely captured my interest, they literally killed it, at which point I just stopped watching. This show will break your heart and test your endurance, sweetie. Also there isn't any fic for my chosen pairing. WHY IS THERE NO FIC FOR MY CHOSEN PAIRING. IT IS AN OBVIOUS AND AWESOME ONE.
The ones you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Doctor Who all the way. Even in my Heroes heyday, I could always count on getting distracted by DW. It was just so shiny, and, and...