Thirty seconds' worth of thoughts, in chronological order, upon reading a movie-news website:
1) Wait, they're making a Scott Pilgrim movie? Huh. That's kind of cool.
2) Edgar Wright's directing it? Okay, that's pretty cool.
3)
...Michael Cera's starring in it? THIS WILL EITHER BE AMAZING OR HORRIFYING, AND I MUST SEE IT, IF ONLY TO FIND OUT WHICH.