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RULES: Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things/habits about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 10 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. At the end you need to choose 5 people to be tagged and list their names

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[clownyclouse]

1. I was going over Jess’ notes on her study of macroinvertibrates as bioindicators in Coal Mine Brook and was quite disturbed to find out the phosphate levels in ppms were almost doubled what is reasonable for aquatic life to survive in. The fact that crustaceans manage to survive in such conditions is astounding.

2. Although I respect Bobby Seale a great deal for his part in the creation of the Black Panther party and all his dedicated work for civil rights, personally I mostly admire his passion for barbeque sauce.

3. I always toast to World Peace.

4. I don’t think it’s possible for me to accept friendship from anyone who doesn’t agree that Styx perfected the concept album back in ’83.

5. My idea of heaven is curling up with a chilled bottle of chardonnay and listening to Lawrence Welk.

6. I was rather irritated with Jess the other day. When she came home and told me who she voted for last week I was beyond offended. While I agree that Slayer is the perfect choice for Attorney General, I think I make a far better Commissioner than Balls Mahoney.

7. Although I am not a homosexual, there’s no way I’d pass up a night with Dolph Lundgren

8. I still retain my piss virginity, but lost my shit one almost immediately. Not only do I eat some for nutrition, I also love chewing up my hard pellets and spitting them all over Jess’ bed.

9. Call me a snob, but it appalls me when anyone has the gall to serve caviar with anything, but a mother of pearl spoon. Metals take away from the gossameriness taste and demotes the delicacy to the pauper level of the food chain.

10. I went to the vet last week and was informed I’m a woman.