i guess cliches are real
So I decided to forgive the creep. Not continue to date him, just forgive. I figured that was the healthy thing to do. Anyway I'm chatting w/ him on MSN last night and suddenly this is what our conversation is like:
Him: so we're having sex this week.
Me: what?
Him: Yeah, I get to make these decisions because I have more experience than you.
Me (thinking this is all a joke): yessir massuh. I won't worry my little female brain about it any more.
Him: ok, it just depends on my schedule, i think thursday is the best night.
Me: what? i know how much sarcasm i've been injecting into this conversation, how much are you bringing to it?
Him: What I'm bringing is that I'm willing to have sex w/ you.
Me: gee, i'm honored that you would deign to bestow your notice upon me.
Then I had to explain what deign ment.
Him: don't worry, this will make you happy
At which point i was overwhelmed by the cliche and had to leave the conversation.
oh, and i tried to lj-cut this, but technology hates me.
Him: so we're having sex this week.
Me: what?
Him: Yeah, I get to make these decisions because I have more experience than you.
Me (thinking this is all a joke): yessir massuh. I won't worry my little female brain about it any more.
Him: ok, it just depends on my schedule, i think thursday is the best night.
Me: what? i know how much sarcasm i've been injecting into this conversation, how much are you bringing to it?
Him: What I'm bringing is that I'm willing to have sex w/ you.
Me: gee, i'm honored that you would deign to bestow your notice upon me.
Then I had to explain what deign ment.
Him: don't worry, this will make you happy
At which point i was overwhelmed by the cliche and had to leave the conversation.
oh, and i tried to lj-cut this, but technology hates me.