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TODAY IS BB NICKY JONAS'S BIRFDAY.
HE IS 16 YEARS OLD SO I AM NO LONGER A PEDO~~
MY GIFT TO HIM IS THE CHAT FROM THE NIGHT WHERE LEX AND I STARTED LIKING THE JONAS BROTHERS
AND HERE IS NICKY'S PRESENT FROM LEX AND I
"Lex": LMFAO IN THE TREE
"Lex": OUTSIDE HER HOME
Helloxdollface8: ITS JOE
"Lex": SHE'S ALL ALONE
Helloxdollface8: DOING THAT
Helloxdollface8: I CAN JUST PICTURE HIS SHINY EYES
"Lex": STALKING
"Lex": SO TENDERLY
Helloxdollface8: NOT EXPECTING TO GET CAUGHT
"Lex": DEWEY EYES
Helloxdollface8: SINGING
"Lex": HAIR FLIPPING IN THE BREEZE
Helloxdollface8: SPOTLIGHT ON HIM
"Lex": HIS SPARKLY PINK VANS
"Lex": AND TIGHT PANTS
Helloxdollface8: THE WHITE ONES
"Lex": "GIRLFRIENDS I'VE HAD PLENTY"
"Lex": LMFAO AND HE'S IN FRESHMAN MATH
"Lex": I bet Joe just sucks at Math and he's like
"Lex": 18 in a freshman class
Helloxdollface8: FFF YES
Helloxdollface8: WITH NICK
"Lex": LFMAO
"Lex": AND NICK IS LIKE
"Lex": 8| PAY ATTENTION JOE THIS IS SRS BZNS
Helloxdollface8: AND THE TEACHER LOVES JOE
Helloxdollface8: AND WHEN JOE FAILS TESTS HE IS LIKE.
Helloxdollface8: BUT.
Helloxdollface8: YOU LOVE ME?
"Lex": LMFSAO
"Lex": AND IS LIKE
"Lex": B
"Lex": M-M-MY PRECIOUS G-GRADES. D:
Helloxdollface8: AND NICK IS SMUG
Helloxdollface8: AHAHAHA OH GOD IM TAKING AN INTERNET QUIZ AND THIS IS THE QUESTION
Helloxdollface8: 25. Your friend Joe always complains that he can't get a date. You know that it's because of his body odor, but he doesn't. What would you say?
"Lex": LMFAO
Helloxdollface8: BODY ODOR
"Lex": BODY.
"Lex": ODOR.
Helloxdollface8: HE DOESN'T KNOW
Helloxdollface8: HE HAS IT
"Lex": HAAAHSLD:JA
"Lex": FOR SOME REASON I AM IMAGINING NICK IN MATH CLASS
"Lex": BEING ALL >8|
"Lex": BUT HE'S DRAWING TRIANGLES IN HIS NOTES WITH HAPPY FACES IN THEM
"Lex": AND LIKE APPLE-CHEEKED BLUSHING TRAPEZOIDS
Helloxdollface8: OH MY GOD
Helloxdollface8: HE WOULD SO DO THAT
"Lex": And Kevin would find them one day and be like
Helloxdollface8: I WANNA BE HAPPY LIKE MY TRIANGLE
"Lex": "So this is what happens when you have a crush?"
"Lex": Nick: "No, Kevin. This is what happens when I run out of Zoloft."
Helloxdollface8: AND JOE IS LIKE. WHY DO YOU NEED ZOLOFT, AREN'T I IN YOUR MATH CLASS?
"Lex": LMFAO
"Lex": LFMAOAO"PA
Helloxdollface8: ME? JOE YOUR BROTHER WHO YOU LOVE SO MUCH
"Lex": ME, WHO CAN DO MAD HOT TRICKS ON OUR TRAMPOLINE
"Lex": WEARING LEOPARD LEGGINGS?
"Lex": AND A METALLIC PURPLE HEADBAND?
Helloxdollface8: ME WHO STALKS THAT GIRL AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M SO STEALTH?
"Lex": BUT I HURT MY WEEWEE REPEATEDLY WHEN I CLIMB HER TREE?
Helloxdollface8: HAHAHHAHA
"Lex": AND I DO MEAN THAT IN A SEXUAL WAY
Helloxdollface8: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
"Lex": Oh god
"Lex": that would mean Joe likes unshaven women
"Lex": The brothers call him Mr. President
"Lex": The subject Nick likes the least is math.
"Lex": BECAUSE
"Lex": OF JOE
Helloxdollface8: IT USED TO BE HIS ONE JOY
Helloxdollface8: UNTIL.
Helloxdollface8: JOE.
"Lex": LMFOAAOA
"Lex": NOW EVEN THE MERE THOUGHT OF TRIGONOMETRY MAKES HIM
"Lex": ACT OUT IN VIOLENT CHRISTIAN RAGE
"Lex": Nick would rather text a girl than call her.
Oh he's one of those.
"Lex": LMFAO
Helloxdollface8: OH GOD
Helloxdollface8: HE DOESN'T USE TEXTSPEAK THOUGH
"Lex": Nick’s purity ring has ‘Poned’ inscribed on it which means ‘to be let down or disappointed’.
"Lex": PONED
"Lex": PWN'D
Helloxdollface8: WHAT THE HELL
Helloxdollface8: I AM DISAPPOINTED CAUSE NO SEX.
"Lex": PONE
"Lex": CORN PONE
"Lex": CORN DISAPPOINTMENT
Helloxdollface8: FFFFFFFFFF
"Lex": Once lost his purity ring and got a new one made at Disney World.
WHAT IS THIS HAHAHAAH
Helloxdollface8: PURITY RINGS????
"Lex": IDEKKK"Lex": I NEVER SAW THAT BOOTH AT DISNEY
"Lex": ALTHOUGH I'VE NEVER BEEN >:[
Helloxdollface8: FUCK I WANT ONE
Helloxdollface8: NO BB YOU HAVE TO GO
Helloxdollface8: MINE WILL SAY BONED.
"Lex": LMFAO
"Lex": Nick (to his brother, Joe): You’re ideas are pointless.
Helloxdollface8: SAY WHAT
"Lex": YOU'RE
"Lex": SHOULD BE
"Lex": YOUR
"Lex": Nick: Yo that’s illogical, I can’t have it!
Helloxdollface8: NICK LIKES REASON & TRUE FACTS
"Lex": LOL
"Lex": Nick: My pick up line is, “Slow down, sugar, because I’m a diabetic”!
"Lex": OH MY GOD
"Lex": AHAHAA
Helloxdollface8: OH. MY. GOD
"Lex": I CAN'T
"Lex": EVEN BEGIN
Helloxdollface8: HE LIKES DIET COKE
Helloxdollface8: DIET.
Helloxdollface8: DIET.
Helloxdollface8: well he's diabetic but still
Helloxdollface8: DIET.
"Lex": Nick (on the concept of “Games”): I had this joke that I thought was really funny, “No, board games make me bored.”
"Lex": YEAH
"Lex": Okay so Nick Jonas likes
"Lex": serious bzns
"Lex": purity
"Lex": diet soda
Helloxdollface8: Miley
"Lex": and puns
Helloxdollface8: & his whore.
"Lex": ~*Joe*~
"Lex": Oh of course Joe Jonas' is the biggest and fanciest site
Helloxdollface8: fff of course
"Lex": Joe’s most prized possession is his hair.
Helloxdollface8: ...
Helloxdollface8: NO.
Helloxdollface8: IN REAL LIFE?
"Lex": LMFAO
"Lex": YES
"Lex": I AM NOT KIDDING
Helloxdollface8: OH MY LOVING GOD
"Lex": IT IS ON HIS FAN SITE
"Lex": According to his brothers, Joe takes forever in the shower, takes forever to get ready and the asks how he looks about four times.
Helloxdollface8: SO VAIN
Helloxdollface8: HELLO SIRIUS
"Lex": Joe’s favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
"Lex": WHAT IS THISL MFAO
Helloxdollface8: I FREAKING CAN'T EVEN CONTAIN HOW MUCH I NEED TO RP THEM
"Lex": CARINA
"Lex": CARINA
"Lex": OH MY GOD
Helloxdollface8: WHAT
"Lex": Joe’s favorite subject in school was math.
"Lex": AHAAHA
Helloxdollface8: ri'm sorry i just fainted
Helloxdollface8: i just died
"Lex": LFMAO
Helloxdollface8: WE WERE SO RIGHT
"Lex": I CAN'T EVEN
"Lex": WE ARE ONTO YOU JONAS BROTHERS
Helloxdollface8: WE KNOW HOW YOU THINK
"Lex": hen Joe was younger, he once got his head stuck in his tambourine.
"Lex": This is amazing
Helloxdollface8: NEED RP
"Lex": The first album Joe ever bought was a Britney Spears CD at a 7-11 gas station.
Helloxdollface8: TAMBOURINE???@!?@? U90GJKGNKLCGFY'
"Lex": LFMAO KN FKFAJA
"Lex": Joe thinks Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket.
Helloxdollface8: Nick secretly hates Joe so much.
"Lex": It's such a hate-love relationship
"Lex": Joe said that the best thing about school was his desk.
"Lex": WHAT
Helloxdollface8: IT'S PERSONALIZED
"Lex": Joe’s favorite historical era was the 1980s.
I really bet Nick was in the back like: >8| THAT DOESN'T COUNT JOE
"Lex": Joe: (on what he wishes girls knew about guys) We’re
being nice when we compliment you.
"Lex": Well uh
"Lex": yeah
"Lex": Joe: (about creating a new flavor of ice cream) I
would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter
and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.
"Lex": JOE
"Lex": TWIX BARS ARE
"Lex": CHOCOLATE, CARAMEL AND WAFER COOKIES
Helloxdollface8: NOT MARSHMALLOW-Y
Helloxdollface8: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
"Lex": LMAO HE IS SO DUMB THIS IS THE BEST
"Lex": Joe: (About bullies) Kids that I didn’t like would
make fun of my name and would call me "JJ." They would go "JJ Jonas!"
I had to hear it everyday at school.
Helloxdollface8: oh cry joe.
Helloxdollface8: go cry moar.
"Lex": Joe: My brothers can be messy!
"Lex": Like his dirty tissues
"Lex": and dildos
"Lex": and Nick porn
Helloxdollface8: Nick: That's for.
Helloxdollface8: *um.
Helloxdollface8: Miley
"Lex": LFMAO
Helloxdollface8: HE'S SO ASHAMED OF HIS LOVE
"Lex": CARINA
"Lex": Joe: (about his brother, Nick) Nick’s a stud muffin.
Helloxdollface8: I ship them
Helloxdollface8: on the inside
Helloxdollface8: Nick is so a stud though. He sends sexy texts
"Lex": Kevin/Nick nom
Helloxdollface8: I like Joe/Nick when Joe is like :-D and Nick is like STOP. So they never actually.
Helloxdollface8: SIN.
"Lex": Joe: My favortie flirty line is: ‘Hey, did you drop this?’ Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, ‘It fell out of your hair.’
"Lex": WHAT
"Lex": WHAT
Helloxdollface8: WHERE DOES HE GET THE SUGAR IS MY QUESTION
Helloxdollface8: THATS SO LAME ITS BEAUTIFUL
Helloxdollface8: I BET HE SCREWS IT UP A LOT
"Lex": Joe: One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can’t tell you which fingers.
"Lex": screminaaing
Helloxdollface8: WHAT THE HELL
Helloxdollface8: THE SUGAR
Helloxdollface8: IS IN