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Sep 16, 2005 22:42

  • So this is what heppens when I'm bored and talking to Corrie. It's a long conversation, but read it anyways because it's the best.


GoalKeeper4m8: pour some suggar on me...... i'm hot sticky sweet. from my head to my feet yeah
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh.... I'm going to remember that
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh man... that turns me on
GoalKeeper4m8: lmao
heWANTSmyTOTS: ouch indi.. just ow lol
GoalKeeper4m8: you weeny
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh man.... my weeny is bigger than yours
GoalKeeper4m8: nuh uuhhh
GoalKeeper4m8: mine is --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> this big
heWANTSmyTOTS: psh that's it I'm taking a picture RIGHT NOW
GoalKeeper4m8: send it over biach
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh man... mines this big ____________
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh shit.... you win
GoalKeeper4m8: yes
GoalKeeper4m8: my penis is bigger than your penis!
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh man... sending the picture RIIIIIGHT NOW
heWANTSmyTOTS: LOADING LOADING LOADING
GoalKeeper4m8: hahahahaha its so cute, i want to hug it like a little puppy dog. will it ever grow?heWANTSmyTOTS: LMFAO
heWANTSmyTOTS: you fucking jerk
heWANTSmyTOTS: you can't hug my penis
heWANTSmyTOTS: MY PENIS IS MINE TO HOLD
GoalKeeper4m8: i bet you hold it alot
heWANTSmyTOTS: I try... can't quite get my hands on it
heWANTSmyTOTS: it slips out of my hands a lot
GoalKeeper4m8: get some rubber gloves
heWANTSmyTOTS: oh man.... that doesn't work
heWANTSmyTOTS: sometimes they're lubricated
GoalKeeper4m8: well than why dont you tuck it in and just be 'woman with funny vergina'
heWANTSmyTOTS: well that might work, but I like my baby penis
heWANTSmyTOTS: it's cute
GoalKeeper4m8: did u put a hat on it

heWANTSmyTOTS: lmfao
heWANTSmyTOTS: no but I surely should
heWANTSmyTOTS: I'll put a miniature tuxedo on it
GoalKeeper4m8: let me draw a face on it, and it can go on a date with you as its sidekick
heWANTSmyTOTS: LMFAO
heWANTSmyTOTS: I can make it dance
GoalKeeper4m8: it can play dead, gets stiff and everything
heWANTSmyTOTS: it rolls over too
GoalKeeper4m8: but it's not alowed to do the 'play dead' trick anymore. it ends up pucking

Theres so much more, and it basicaly goes on just like this.......
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