So procrastinating....
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I set heddychaa's puppy on fire (-66 points). In September I helped eightwednesday hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I gave pussycat_nrg a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I bought porn for deosilmau (10 points). In April I bought porn for mrbadexample667 (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-189 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
future_millions