it aint such a bad place to be because we're opposites

[future_kid]

Dear Slush,
You are crap and you make too much mess and wetness. My jeans are uncomfy now. Go away. Please.
Thankyou.
Lots of love,
Kat xx

in other news there's a snowman that's been constructed on the green opposite my house and he's about to fall over. nob.