BLACKLIST
Introducing my all time favourite douche tards
Douchebag #1
AMANDA/MISA/WHICHEVER OF HER 500 SELVES SHE HAPPENS TO BE RIGHT NOW
remmisa
ren.aikankei@gmail.com
9817***9
DEADEST BUYER KNOWN TO MAN. Confirmed about $120+ worth of orders (making me turn away about 5000000 other interested buyers and even begging me to cancel another deal for her), ignored ALL my messages and phone calls a few days after confirmation. When I called from a private number she picked up, upon realizing it was me she told me "Amanda is not in town". Because I am benevolent and understanding and really quite retarded, I forgave her schizophrenia and tried calling again from another number (I have many numbers, I am super) about a week later. When she realized it was me again SHE HUNG UP ON ME. THANKS, FUCKER! Needless to say she ignored all my subsequent attempts to get her.
Also, this cunning bitch emails directly instead of leaving comments, VERY CLEVER EH. Does she do this on purpose? DOES SHE!?!? Nothing I can say but ROT IN HELL THANKS <3333333
I also hope:
You fall into a hole and become quadriplegic so I can shit on you.
You pop horse penises out of the back of your head.
They're flaccid, and have rotting foreskin + tons of yellow smegma.
The rot spreads to your face.
Your nose falls off.
You shit nettles.
Maggots crawl out of your pores, vomit on you, and eat your face.
You become the ugliest thing on earth.
Take care, bye!
...That was my best at channeling my inner Xiaxue.
Douchebag #2
CHOW K** X***
kaixian_89_1@hotmail.com
Stupid tard who reserved something worth $8.50 for a whole fucking month then backs out "coz mi mom is v objective to mi shopping online".
Burn in hell.
No, I am not twelve.
Douchebag #3
guestroomhippie
also known as cereal killer (very apt)/diamondsforeyes@gmail.com
Day 1:
S$26 ♥ Mango Sheer Top - Tagged M. Good for layering/covering up at beach.
S$17 ♥ Dorothy Perkins Rainbow Tank - Tagged UK10
S$42 ♥ Forever 21 Top - Tagged M. Brand new. Super cute bar detail across back.
S$42 ♥ Vintage Plaid Dolman-sleeved Cardigan - Fits UK 6-14. In perfect condition. Comes with removable shoulder pads.
S$32 ♥ Torrid Star Print Hinge Wallet - Plastic surface. In perfect condition.
S$20 ♥ Black Clover Bird Print Tunic - Fits UK 6-12.
S$28 ♥ Printed Long Sleeved Henley - Fits UK 6-10. Picture worn here (credit for picture goes to buttercupwheels).
S$26 ♥ Aeropostale Boho Top - Tagged S (cut the tag off). Authenticity guaranteed. Washed and worn once. CLOSEUPS: 1, 2, 3
S$6 ♥ Lace/Suede Belt - One of the ribbons fell out, so letting go at huge loss! Still in completely wearable condition nevertheless.
S$30 ♥ Vintage Blazer - Tagged M, 18" across and 24" down. In excellent vintage condition.
INTERESTED IN THESE. WILLING TO PAY MORE FOR THOSE IN BOLD PLEASE:):)
Like real. But I believed it anyway, because I'm a greedy sod.
Day 500000000, after I mailed her about 20 times to check if she was still interested (I am naive and mono-cellular):
sorry no. because a few days after i was away from the computer(because of sch, mind u) i see you posting another post selling the items and assumed you werent selling them anymore so ive passed.
MIND ME, EH. Chee............ sus.
Also,
She assumes I'm not selling the items anymore BECAUSE I posted again.
She assumes I'm not selling the items anymore BECAUSE I posted again.
She assumes I'm not selling the items anymore BECAUSE I posted again.
She assumes I'm not selling the items anymore BECAUSE I posted again.
She assumes I'm not selling the items anymore BECAUSE I posted again.
THE FUCK?
So... I post over and over but NO, I'm not really selling any of my clothes! I just like to empty my wardrobe every once in a while, take 5000 pictures of my clothes, sweat like a fat pug, then put them all back, lock them all up, and go to sleep. The next day I wake up at 6 in the morning to post the pictures on LJ and giggle softly to myself. If anyone so much as expresses desire to own my clothes? DAYUM I will exterminate those maggots.
WHAI. WHEREFORE ART THY LOGIC, SISTA?
I can only assume she is a spam bot. Or a hippie.
Lazy to think up more ways to kill her + afraid of karma so see Douchebag #1 story for more details thanks
*Beware comrades, she's also on SGST (as guestroomhippie).
Douchebag #4
vforvanity/missyvivianne
lowsijia@gmail.com
9456***8
Total douchebag, made me hold her item from fucking July 2007. She made a deposit, but 8 FUCKING MONTHS ON, I still have yet to receive the rest of her payment. Tons of lame ass lies and excuses like "Oh I did make payment but why has it not reflected! Ohnoez despairdespair let me go call POSB up. Oh HMMM they told me something's wrong with our accounts, they're not compatible (YES, THE FUCK?) so my payments don't reflect so you'll have to wait! Meanwhile let me go tell them to cancel my payment so can we meet up?"
Gay.
And then all of a motherfucking homo sudden, she asks me to reserve another item with her original deposit. THE WORLD DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY, FRIEND. Naturally, I told her she'll be able to get the next item only if she honours her first reservation. But she was all "PREASE PREASE PREASE I WILL GET THEM BOTH" for about 2 hours so in a moment of weakness (yes yes I have many moments of weakness, I do flog myself everyday and wear my cilice every once in a while so it's okay), I agreed.
So, we met up for the item. She was 45 minutes late. And unapologetic. I am magnanimous so I will forget that, although now that I have put this up on Ze Internetz that may be a little difficult. Forgive me, I vacillate a lot.
Two weeks after our meet up for the second item, she still hasn't paid up for the first one. So she now has a reservation without a deposit, which makes me vulnerable and insecure and susceptible to gangrene. I did not just say that. At first she promised to make payment over the weekend because she "was still in school" (at 2 am on a weekday, okaaaay) but Tuesday comes and surprise surprise, still no payment. She begins to ignore all my calls and emails WHY DID I NOT ANTICIPATE THIS, WHY. And then when I call her from another number she picks up and when I identify myself she pretends to be "her sister" hahahaha omg FAIL. She then responds to my hysterical snorts with "I am sure I cleared all my deals already." "Have you got the wrong number? The wrong lj user?" "I've only bought one f21 top, which I've already made payment for"
NIIIIICE. I hate amnesia. And stupid people.
Then when I tell her I still have all her emails and text messages she accuses me of blackmail, that I "refused to sell (her) the skirt and forced (her) to get something (she) didn't want so (she) had no choice but to agree".
Seriously? I hate stupid ugly people. YOUR LIES CANNOT BEAT ME SO.... Up yours. K again, I'm sorry for being a 12 year old gangsta. Just can't resist
Also, I don't know if anyone noticed but she has 2 feedback pages, under both vforvanity and missyvivianne. She already has 3 negative feedback for both accounts with less than 100 positive ones, and she is ALWAYS misstating her feedback count, like in here, which is already the 5000th time I've seen her do it.
ALLOWED MEH :(
Die please, thanks.
Douchebag #5
AMANDA
beautiful_brkn
oh.mandyyy@gmail.com/Manda eat world (..snort?)
9186***8
Lazy to recount so I'll just repost what I posted in her feedback page (which is funny enough anyway, ha ha):
Where transaction took place: SGST
Item of transaction: some dress
Feedback: Negative
Comments:
My worst deal ever. Sold me defective stuff, pulled out on a meet up without prior notice WHEN I WAS ALREADY THERE, super rude the whole time. I now need therapy.
10 Feb: Sold me an item with super bad furring, no prior mention of defect in sales post or in subsequent correspondence. I even asked right before confirmation if there were any defects, and she's all "no flaws no flaws!"
28 Feb: For some reason it took ages to arrive. I finally receive the item, see the furring, feel a bit sad, so I decide to ask her for a partial refund. She claimed ignorance at first but about er 0.5 seconds later - "it's only like a small part of furring and u want a partial refund? i think thats pretty atrocious" Ok so all of a sudden she knows about the furring, and how big it is. Telepathy ftw
26 Mar: Tons of emails later, she FINALLY agrees to a refund. A full refund. Also says, "wtf i really didnt knw what, whats ur problem man. eh jst my luck ok, if u want a refund then refund." Courtesy/grammar/spelling ftw
28 Mar: No refund.
30 Mar: Still no refund. Meanwhile I grew a beard
5 Apr: Still no refund, not surprisingly. I email her about it 5000 times and get the sweetest reply: "transfer next week." K loh.
8 Apr: She requests a meet up in town cos she "lost her ezlink card". Er makes no cock sense but I'm a coward so I don't question her logic. She probably meant ATM card. Probably.
10 Apr: The date we agreed to meet. At 5pm. I was running late so I took a cab down, about 20 min before our appointment I text her and she replies that she can "only make it at 7". I remind her that we agreed to meet at 5 and it isn't very nice making me waste 2 hours of precious youth, and her reply was "my school delay what u wan me to do" Again, courtesy/grammar ftw
11 Apr: I give her until 12 Apr to make the refund. No reply.
13 Apr: Still no reply/refund. I grow another beard.
15 Apr: I send her another reminder, her reply: "YOU SAY BY TUESDAY WHAT" 1. No I did not say by Tuesday, please refrain from schizophrenia 2. Can pls don't type in caps kthx it distresses me
18 Apr: "i don ve the cash now. if you want refund, next month" THE FUCK?
19 Apr: I get pissed off and rip off all my hair. "why nt u jst give me a negative feedback if that makes u happierrrr. because uve been make me very annoyed and irritated."
Okay loh so here it is. Thanks for acting like I owe you all my time, youth and cab fare. Here's wishing you a nice, courteous life, Amanda.
And this is her idea of a witty response:
SUP, thanks. you're my worst deal ever tooo. sweeet! my sentiments too. TOLD YOU 100 F***ing times, I DON'T EVER KNOW THERE WAS FURRING(S). are u just illiterate or blind?!!?!?!? and thanks bout the courtesy, grammar, vocab ftw thingy (: th1s e$h th3 n3w c0oL 0k@yzz t0 t@Lk 0nlin3 l1k3 dis especially to people like YOU! what a show off, pui. and im glad you know you sent me TONS of emails, even thou emails are free you don't have to literally flood my whole inbox, each time i see ur name appear, i jst cringed at the sight of it. and yes, i lost my atm card and excusezzz mezzz, i really wanted to refund you the pathetic sum of $20 when i initiated on a meetup but my school was delayed and i cant leave as and when i want. and ya what, WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?! you got a problem with the way i speak??? and nobody ask you to take a cab down, don't make it sound like its my fault. you could ve sms me and tell me u'll be late and i'll gladly tell you too, i'll be late as well! AND I LIKE TO TYPE THINGS IN CAPS, I THINK ITS A DISEASE I GOT. GOT A PROBLEM AGAIN?!?!?! yeah anyhow, i just wanna reply back to your comment as a courtesy since you're so sweet enough to type so long and all.
i hope this was a good therapy session for you (: and thank you for your well wishes lastly. i wish you youth since i wasted some of yours and since ure so good with ur english, vocab and grammer. maybe you can go be an english teacher next time to refrain people like me talking like this. ah ha!
Ha ha ha I don't need to elaborate la I think the immense intellect ("I think its a disease I got" HAHAHAHAHVOMITHAHAHAH I just threw up a bit in my mouth) in her response speaks for itself. Honestly, she wouldn't even be on this list had her IQ been more than... say, 5?
Meanwhile, excuse me while I don't give a fuck.
(Edit: I heard she's just been banned on SGST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SHIOK. Well, clearly, the rest of the world hates you as much as I do, Amanda. <3)
Douchebag #6
esctasythrill
RYNA/RYNAAE LIM
dextrose.rush@hotmail.com
16 May 08: hi, is the plaid dolman-sleeved cardigan, roxy demin skirt still available? i would like to get the both items!
22 May 08: SORRY, REALLY V SORRY, I WAS BBBUSY WITH EXAMS. UMMS, sorry but im not really interested in the cardigan anymore
Wow, people stutter on email now.
Airhead. End of story.
Douchebag #7
LINN ADELE
killbijou
h34rtc0r3
elektrikageek
linnadele@hotmail.com
artichokeshavehearts@hotmail.com
Nothing new, she's blacklisted everywhere else anyway. Reserved an $80 dress for 50000 years, then backed out. Turd.
"If you are a fucking sales journal don't bother adding me.
I promise i will give you hell. FUCKERS." - Really Angsty Prose, from killbijou.livejournal.com
GENIUS
Likewise, if you are a fucking dead buyer I will give you hell. FUCKER. ROCK AND ROLL. I AM COOL. LIFE SUCKZX. SIMPLE PLAN RAWKS. I AM EMO AND DEEP AND BOHEMIAN AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDZ MY PAIN. (I also have really shitty clothes.)
Yes yes I know I will go to hell one day for mocking stupid 16 year olds. Hahaha
Douchebag #8
chicstreet
chicstreet@gmail.com
1. Purveyor of shittiest clothes ever
2. Goods look NOTHING like stock pictures (Mine came stained with black spots. Do they perhaps also sell... tar?)
3. Pretends to offer you exchanges for new items, which you have to accept even though the rest of their merchandise is just as shitty because they don't do refunds, which is completely gay
4. Completely ignores you thereafter
5. Ergo, must die