EPIC ENTRY

[futilitarian_]

It's been a long time since I've written in this journal. Rather than dedicate my time toward long, drawn-out conspiracy theories involving baseball or barbies, I've decided to just bullet a few things I've been contemplating lately. I can guarantee you will enjoy this entry, perhaps not for the written content, but for "other" portions of this

Comments

[captainhaddock]

Dude, your mom got hot since I last slept with her. I should call that shit again.

[futilitarian_]

Oh the "your mom" joke. Glad you're catching these things at the height of their popularity.

Really, that was good.

[captainhaddock]

Could've been worse. Could've used a Rick James, Bitch reference.

[futilitarian_]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!!!!!!!!!!

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!

Has that one come full circle yet?

Or no, no, I've got it.

"I'm Wayne Brady, bitch!"

[captainhaddock]

I know you're saying something, but all I'm hearing is the Macarana on repeat.