E-Relation
Because I didn't put my Grandpa's picture behind a cut, meghanjinx decided to *gasp* defriend me! That bitch! Since I know Meghan is a huge fanfic fan (?) of Harry Potter, I made her a photoshop image as somewhat of a farewell present.
It's a sexy picture of Harry on the beach, I figured Ms. Jinx could get off to that later or something.
I also had an AIM conversation with someone named x CuteNeSs x 12 and let me tell you, she's a really nice girl. We had a difference of opinion on some things but I think we're really beginning to develop a strong bond. (Although I too hate reading other people's conversations, this is a pretty good one.)
x CuteNeSs x 12: wut are u up to
x CuteNeSs x 12: wud ya do tonight
Ass stopIMingMe: just masturbating to pictures of screech from saved by the bell
Ass stopIMingMe: childhood memories
Ass stopIMingMe: ya know...
Ass stopIMingMe: as for tonight, i made dinner for a few friends.
Ass stopIMingMe: you?
x CuteNeSs x 12: niice
x CuteNeSs x 12: gettin ready to go out
Ass stopIMingMe: bottles of bub in the club?
x CuteNeSs x 12: yep
Ass stopIMingMe: so who are you?
Ass stopIMingMe: because i lost my puppy dog
Ass stopIMingMe: and maybe i can pick you up in my car and you can help me look for him
Ass stopIMingMe: i have vandy :0
Ass stopIMingMe: candy
x CuteNeSs x 12: haha
x CuteNeSs x 12: niice try
x CuteNeSs x 12: freak
Ass stopIMingMe: ok maybe i rushed it a little
x CuteNeSs x 12: hmm maybe just a little?
Ass stopIMingMe: i should just have called animal control in teh first place
Ass stopIMingMe: stupid, stupid stupid
x CuteNeSs x 12: yeah u shoulda
x CuteNeSs x 12: very stupid
Ass stopIMingMe: but you know they shoot the animals
x CuteNeSs x 12: no shyt
Ass stopIMingMe: after they force the animals to test out dangerous hair care products
Ass stopIMingMe: its truly tragic
x CuteNeSs x 12: yeah
x CuteNeSs x 12: it is
Ass stopIMingMe: so will you help me find my dog before its too late?
Ass stopIMingMe: please :-(
x CuteNeSs x 12: i cant
Ass stopIMingMe: but he'll get shot!
Ass stopIMingMe: just like in Sounder...
x CuteNeSs x 12: uht oh
Ass stopIMingMe: but i'll settle for naked pics of yourself...
x CuteNeSs x 12: uht oh
Ass stopIMingMe: for the puppies!:'(
x CuteNeSs x 12: i think u should just stick to ur saved by tha bell scenes
x CuteNeSs x 12: 4 tha puppies
Ass stopIMingMe: screech is gone though
Ass stopIMingMe: he's doing standup comedy
Ass stopIMingMe: so fork 'em over!
x CuteNeSs x 12: oh well that sux
x CuteNeSs x 12: nah
Ass stopIMingMe: i know, he's a terrible comedian
Ass stopIMingMe: what's wrong with you?
Ass stopIMingMe: god, human compassion is non-existant nowadays
Ass stopIMingMe: have you ever heard of a little thing called "empathy"?
x CuteNeSs x 12: yeah
Ass stopIMingMe: well then practice it!
x CuteNeSs x 12: nah
Ass stopIMingMe: you're why humanity has sunken so low
x CuteNeSs x 12: no ur why
x CuteNeSs x 12: dumbass
x CuteNeSs x 12: cuz ur a FREAK
Ass stopIMingMe: dont patronize me bitch
Ass stopIMingMe: just send me nuddies
x CuteNeSs x 12: get a freakn reality check n grow tha fuck up 1
x CuteNeSs x 12: !*
x CuteNeSs x 12: hellz no
x CuteNeSs x 12: u dont deserve them
Ass stopIMingMe: i know i dont
Ass stopIMingMe: but the puppies do!
Ass stopIMingMe: dont be so fucking selfish
x CuteNeSs x 12: fuk tha puppies
Ass stopIMingMe: no fuck you!
Ass stopIMingMe: we can at least cyber
Ass stopIMingMe: i'll settle
Ass stopIMingMe: but i'm saving the conversation so i can get off to it later
x CuteNeSs x 12: wut
x CuteNeSs x 12: wut tha hell is wrong with u
Ass stopIMingMe: im thinkin of you baby
x CuteNeSs x 12: u dont even no me
Ass stopIMingMe: say "wut the hell is wrong with u" in a sexy voice
Ass stopIMingMe: come on
Ass stopIMingMe: try it
Ass stopIMingMe: quit being so combative
Ass stopIMingMe: give in to the feeling
x CuteNeSs x 12: hahahahahahahah
x CuteNeSs x 12: u poor thing
x CuteNeSs x 12: dont get ass much do u?
Ass stopIMingMe: well ever since screech left
Ass stopIMingMe: i told you about that already
Ass stopIMingMe: i'm just doing this to save my dog
Ass stopIMingMe: god, show some heart
x CuteNeSs x 12: i dont think it was bc of screeh hunnie
Ass stopIMingMe: i told you not to patronize me, hunny.
Ass stopIMingMe: is that you in the icon?
Ass stopIMingMe: with the party hat?
Ass stopIMingMe: you look hot.
x CuteNeSs x 12: umm no its n0t
Ass stopIMingMe: its ok
Ass stopIMingMe: dont be embaressed
Ass stopIMingMe: you look good
Ass stopIMingMe: but who's that in the black top hat?
Ass stopIMingMe: he looks kinda creepy
x CuteNeSs x 12: my BOYFRIEND
Ass stopIMingMe: like he might try to get dates on the internet
Ass stopIMingMe: what a loser
Ass stopIMingMe: well tell your boyfriend to lose the hat
x CuteNeSs x 12: no thats u
Ass stopIMingMe: shutup, i said not to patronize me
x CuteNeSs x 12: he already did
x CuteNeSs x 12: suck it up bitch
Ass stopIMingMe: hey, watch your mouth
Ass stopIMingMe: who the fuck are you anyways?
Ass stopIMingMe: i was just trying to save my dog
Ass stopIMingMe: and all i get is your bullshit
x CuteNeSs x 12: idk my friend told me to IM
x CuteNeSs x 12: you
x CuteNeSs x 12: cuza ur s/n
Ass stopIMingMe: well thats ok
Ass stopIMingMe: threesome
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: yes
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: yes
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: nono
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: i said yes
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: fuck you
Ass stopIMingMe: yes
Ass stopIMingMe: why dont you just be nice for a change?
x CuteNeSs x 12: no fuck u i dont care wut tha fuk u say wut i say is wut goes not wut u say buddi !!! got it?
Ass stopIMingMe: wut?
x CuteNeSs x 12: im always niice if u realli new me u would no that im kiddin around but u dont so oh well
Ass stopIMingMe: but im trying to get to know you
Ass stopIMingMe: thats the thing
Ass stopIMingMe: you wont put down your force field
Ass stopIMingMe: i'm trying. :-(
x CuteNeSs x 12: aww
x CuteNeSs x 12: is this tha part where im supposed to care?
Ass stopIMingMe: well i didnt get to give you a christmas present
Ass stopIMingMe: guess what i'll get you
x CuteNeSs x 12: aww
x CuteNeSs x 12: nothing
x CuteNeSs x 12: i dont want one
Ass stopIMingMe: pregnant
Ass stopIMingMe: now shut the fuck up and help me find my dog
Ass stopIMingMe: you're not a team player
Ass stopIMingMe: and quit being so fucking prude
x CuteNeSs x 12: im not prude
Ass stopIMingMe: ok then send naked pics
x CuteNeSs x 12: im to lazy to
Ass stopIMingMe: well then show some effort
Ass stopIMingMe: half the problem the youth of america is fat is because they exert no effort
x CuteNeSs x 12: cya
Ass stopIMingMe: wtf fatty
Ass stopIMingMe: send me nudes
Auto response from x CuteNeSs x 12: upstairz * bbL x0x *
Ass stopIMingMe: WTF
x CuteNeSs x 12: WTF
x CuteNeSs x 12: DID U JUS CALL ME FATTYY
Ass stopIMingMe: yeah chubs, send me some nudes
Ass stopIMingMe: so i can lube up with hamburger grease
Ass stopIMingMe: let's get this show on the road
x CuteNeSs x 12: wtf is ur problem ur tha fat ass who cant get ne ass so u go to ur mom for it u sick shyt
x CuteNeSs x 12: fuck off !!!
x CuteNeSs x 12 signed off at 9:08:40 PM.
Exactly.
It's a sexy picture of Harry on the beach, I figured Ms. Jinx could get off to that later or something.
I also had an AIM conversation with someone named x CuteNeSs x 12 and let me tell you, she's a really nice girl. We had a difference of opinion on some things but I think we're really beginning to develop a strong bond. (Although I too hate reading other people's conversations, this is a pretty good one.)
x CuteNeSs x 12: wut are u up to
x CuteNeSs x 12: wud ya do tonight
Ass stopIMingMe: just masturbating to pictures of screech from saved by the bell
Ass stopIMingMe: childhood memories
Ass stopIMingMe: ya know...
Ass stopIMingMe: as for tonight, i made dinner for a few friends.
Ass stopIMingMe: you?
x CuteNeSs x 12: niice
x CuteNeSs x 12: gettin ready to go out
Ass stopIMingMe: bottles of bub in the club?
x CuteNeSs x 12: yep
Ass stopIMingMe: so who are you?
Ass stopIMingMe: because i lost my puppy dog
Ass stopIMingMe: and maybe i can pick you up in my car and you can help me look for him
Ass stopIMingMe: i have vandy :0
Ass stopIMingMe: candy
x CuteNeSs x 12: haha
x CuteNeSs x 12: niice try
x CuteNeSs x 12: freak
Ass stopIMingMe: ok maybe i rushed it a little
x CuteNeSs x 12: hmm maybe just a little?
Ass stopIMingMe: i should just have called animal control in teh first place
Ass stopIMingMe: stupid, stupid stupid
x CuteNeSs x 12: yeah u shoulda
x CuteNeSs x 12: very stupid
Ass stopIMingMe: but you know they shoot the animals
x CuteNeSs x 12: no shyt
Ass stopIMingMe: after they force the animals to test out dangerous hair care products
Ass stopIMingMe: its truly tragic
x CuteNeSs x 12: yeah
x CuteNeSs x 12: it is
Ass stopIMingMe: so will you help me find my dog before its too late?
Ass stopIMingMe: please :-(
x CuteNeSs x 12: i cant
Ass stopIMingMe: but he'll get shot!
Ass stopIMingMe: just like in Sounder...
x CuteNeSs x 12: uht oh
Ass stopIMingMe: but i'll settle for naked pics of yourself...
x CuteNeSs x 12: uht oh
Ass stopIMingMe: for the puppies!:'(
x CuteNeSs x 12: i think u should just stick to ur saved by tha bell scenes
x CuteNeSs x 12: 4 tha puppies
Ass stopIMingMe: screech is gone though
Ass stopIMingMe: he's doing standup comedy
Ass stopIMingMe: so fork 'em over!
x CuteNeSs x 12: oh well that sux
x CuteNeSs x 12: nah
Ass stopIMingMe: i know, he's a terrible comedian
Ass stopIMingMe: what's wrong with you?
Ass stopIMingMe: god, human compassion is non-existant nowadays
Ass stopIMingMe: have you ever heard of a little thing called "empathy"?
x CuteNeSs x 12: yeah
Ass stopIMingMe: well then practice it!
x CuteNeSs x 12: nah
Ass stopIMingMe: you're why humanity has sunken so low
x CuteNeSs x 12: no ur why
x CuteNeSs x 12: dumbass
x CuteNeSs x 12: cuz ur a FREAK
Ass stopIMingMe: dont patronize me bitch
Ass stopIMingMe: just send me nuddies
x CuteNeSs x 12: get a freakn reality check n grow tha fuck up 1
x CuteNeSs x 12: !*
x CuteNeSs x 12: hellz no
x CuteNeSs x 12: u dont deserve them
Ass stopIMingMe: i know i dont
Ass stopIMingMe: but the puppies do!
Ass stopIMingMe: dont be so fucking selfish
x CuteNeSs x 12: fuk tha puppies
Ass stopIMingMe: no fuck you!
Ass stopIMingMe: we can at least cyber
Ass stopIMingMe: i'll settle
Ass stopIMingMe: but i'm saving the conversation so i can get off to it later
x CuteNeSs x 12: wut
x CuteNeSs x 12: wut tha hell is wrong with u
Ass stopIMingMe: im thinkin of you baby
x CuteNeSs x 12: u dont even no me
Ass stopIMingMe: say "wut the hell is wrong with u" in a sexy voice
Ass stopIMingMe: come on
Ass stopIMingMe: try it
Ass stopIMingMe: quit being so combative
Ass stopIMingMe: give in to the feeling
x CuteNeSs x 12: hahahahahahahah
x CuteNeSs x 12: u poor thing
x CuteNeSs x 12: dont get ass much do u?
Ass stopIMingMe: well ever since screech left
Ass stopIMingMe: i told you about that already
Ass stopIMingMe: i'm just doing this to save my dog
Ass stopIMingMe: god, show some heart
x CuteNeSs x 12: i dont think it was bc of screeh hunnie
Ass stopIMingMe: i told you not to patronize me, hunny.
Ass stopIMingMe: is that you in the icon?
Ass stopIMingMe: with the party hat?
Ass stopIMingMe: you look hot.
x CuteNeSs x 12: umm no its n0t
Ass stopIMingMe: its ok
Ass stopIMingMe: dont be embaressed
Ass stopIMingMe: you look good
Ass stopIMingMe: but who's that in the black top hat?
Ass stopIMingMe: he looks kinda creepy
x CuteNeSs x 12: my BOYFRIEND
Ass stopIMingMe: like he might try to get dates on the internet
Ass stopIMingMe: what a loser
Ass stopIMingMe: well tell your boyfriend to lose the hat
x CuteNeSs x 12: no thats u
Ass stopIMingMe: shutup, i said not to patronize me
x CuteNeSs x 12: he already did
x CuteNeSs x 12: suck it up bitch
Ass stopIMingMe: hey, watch your mouth
Ass stopIMingMe: who the fuck are you anyways?
Ass stopIMingMe: i was just trying to save my dog
Ass stopIMingMe: and all i get is your bullshit
x CuteNeSs x 12: idk my friend told me to IM
x CuteNeSs x 12: you
x CuteNeSs x 12: cuza ur s/n
Ass stopIMingMe: well thats ok
Ass stopIMingMe: threesome
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: yes
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: yes
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: nono
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: i said yes
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
x CuteNeSs x 12: no
Ass stopIMingMe: fuck you
Ass stopIMingMe: yes
Ass stopIMingMe: why dont you just be nice for a change?
x CuteNeSs x 12: no fuck u i dont care wut tha fuk u say wut i say is wut goes not wut u say buddi !!! got it?
Ass stopIMingMe: wut?
x CuteNeSs x 12: im always niice if u realli new me u would no that im kiddin around but u dont so oh well
Ass stopIMingMe: but im trying to get to know you
Ass stopIMingMe: thats the thing
Ass stopIMingMe: you wont put down your force field
Ass stopIMingMe: i'm trying. :-(
x CuteNeSs x 12: aww
x CuteNeSs x 12: is this tha part where im supposed to care?
Ass stopIMingMe: well i didnt get to give you a christmas present
Ass stopIMingMe: guess what i'll get you
x CuteNeSs x 12: aww
x CuteNeSs x 12: nothing
x CuteNeSs x 12: i dont want one
Ass stopIMingMe: pregnant
Ass stopIMingMe: now shut the fuck up and help me find my dog
Ass stopIMingMe: you're not a team player
Ass stopIMingMe: and quit being so fucking prude
x CuteNeSs x 12: im not prude
Ass stopIMingMe: ok then send naked pics
x CuteNeSs x 12: im to lazy to
Ass stopIMingMe: well then show some effort
Ass stopIMingMe: half the problem the youth of america is fat is because they exert no effort
x CuteNeSs x 12: cya
Ass stopIMingMe: wtf fatty
Ass stopIMingMe: send me nudes
Auto response from x CuteNeSs x 12: upstairz * bbL x0x *
Ass stopIMingMe: WTF
x CuteNeSs x 12: WTF
x CuteNeSs x 12: DID U JUS CALL ME FATTYY
Ass stopIMingMe: yeah chubs, send me some nudes
Ass stopIMingMe: so i can lube up with hamburger grease
Ass stopIMingMe: let's get this show on the road
x CuteNeSs x 12: wtf is ur problem ur tha fat ass who cant get ne ass so u go to ur mom for it u sick shyt
x CuteNeSs x 12: fuck off !!!
x CuteNeSs x 12 signed off at 9:08:40 PM.
Exactly.