Unsolved Mysteries.. Dum dum Dummm

[futbolchic09]

Today at track I went over to the water fountain and I was getting some water. And I was chewing a piece of gum, but all the sudden it was gone. And I was like 'well that's wierd' and I looked down into the water fountain and there was a piece of pink gum laying down in it.. But that was really wierd because I didn't even have pink gum, I had white peppermint gum. And there was gum in the water fountain but not in my mouth. I think this is yet another one of those unsolved mysteries.
Today Coach Fields walks up to me and goes "Hey! You're pidgeon toed!" ...as if I haven't noticed...