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[futariniousama]

[ Dearest darlingest residents of Johto:

Those of you fortunate enough to be looking at your 'Gears right now are about to be trolled. ♥

Whatever you're doing, the screen of your 'Gear goes suddenly black, then bright blue. White text types itself out on the screen. ]

HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN

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[video]

[usedmeditate]

[Subaru may have flung the gear away from him when it did that. Oh god, what is that he doesn't even-- is it possessed? Oh man... When he turns it back on and notices the video post.]

Ah!! [there was something in there oh man is that poor thing okay--] Um-- um-- is anyone there?! Is everything okay?!

[text]

[futariniousama]

TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG

[text]

[usedmeditate]

[he's bad at trying to use these things for text, so it takes awhile, but he finally replies--]

I'm sorry I don't know what a zig is! Are you alright?

[text] I apologize. ;;

[futariniousama]

MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG
MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG
MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG
MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG MOVE ZIG

[text] Subaru is so gullible.

[usedmeditate]

I don't understand I'm sorry!! [he may have dropped the gear and wibbled at it when he first saw the message. sob, this is really kind of scary!]

[text]

[futariniousama]

man, you are way too easy. this is like taking candy from a paraplegic baby.

[text]

[usedmeditate]

[you can't see it, but he has the biggest wibble face in existence right now.]

I don't understand...

[text]

[futariniousama]

calm your tits, man, it's just a joke.

[text]

[usedmeditate]

... a joke? So no one is hurt?

[text/video]

[futariniousama]

no, man. see?

[ The video clicks on to reveal the purple Pikachu from earlier, climbing his way out of the Wash Rotom. He shakes himself off cheerfully. ]

[text]

[usedmeditate]

Oh! I'm glad. I thought he was in trouble...