Okay, so this happened to me this past Tuesday:
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Except on the bus. Like for really real not for play play.
And then that episode of 30 Rock where they play Kill, Boff, Marry with the chicks in the room. That was me last night and I was Jenna Maroney :(
And I'm sad that no TV reference comes to mind for this one, but last night half my floor and I watched my roommate Make the Fuck Out with the hairy bitch tits guy on my floor in the parking lot near the frats. I'm pretty sure he fingered her.
COLLEGE!!!!!!!