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[fusilliban]

In seven hours, I am going to get into a rented van with my girlfriend, this guy I kinda know from the Internet and have hung out with a couple of times, and three people I have never met in my life, and we are going to be in this van for twenty-four hours, driving to Lower Bumblefuck, Arkansas.

I'm going there to hang out with this one guy I met that one time and about eighty people I've never met before.

Or, to put it another way:

Boo-yah, motherfucker! Ah'm goin' to ARKANSTOCK!