Failhouse Rock
Things which we have found in Teh Clubhouse in the past six hours:
open, unlocked gate
alarm system with no power running to it
one (1) set drape-holding brackets, heavily damaged
assorted random scuff marks on walls
one (1, or maybe 2) double door with moulding coming off
one (1) empty fire extinguisher
missing section of kitchen counter edging
one (1) set of earrings, found in a questionably clean towel
speaking of towels, one towel, hung up as clean, with "skid marks"
assorted doors hanging on less than a full set of hinges
assorted "clean" dishes
five (5) televisions, all of high quality, all bolted to walls
...only one of which has RCA inputs on any accessible (i.e non-back) surface
...another of which has attached to it a DVD player
...which itself contained a DVD of Squirt Girls 2, for which we found the following review on the internet:
This DVD is average. Worth a rental to see the squirting.
Cons: Not 16:9 widescreen
one (1) pair children's sized girl-shaped Elmo underwear, in a cabinet
Found later:
two (2) more women's shirts
one (1) box, new, magnetic vent covers for central air vents
...which are useless because the vents are apparently totally non-ferrous.
one (1) used syringe reading "use once only for insulin and then discard", in a cabinet next to the box cutter and screwdriver.
a load of dishes, still dirty, in the dishwasher
...when the dishwasher was used, it slowly emitted suds all over the floor. (I shudder to think how the previous occupants would have felt about it if it did so quickly.)
open, unlocked gate
alarm system with no power running to it
one (1) set drape-holding brackets, heavily damaged
assorted random scuff marks on walls
one (1, or maybe 2) double door with moulding coming off
one (1) empty fire extinguisher
missing section of kitchen counter edging
one (1) set of earrings, found in a questionably clean towel
speaking of towels, one towel, hung up as clean, with "skid marks"
assorted doors hanging on less than a full set of hinges
assorted "clean" dishes
five (5) televisions, all of high quality, all bolted to walls
...only one of which has RCA inputs on any accessible (i.e non-back) surface
...another of which has attached to it a DVD player
...which itself contained a DVD of Squirt Girls 2, for which we found the following review on the internet:
This DVD is average. Worth a rental to see the squirting.
Cons: Not 16:9 widescreen
one (1) pair children's sized girl-shaped Elmo underwear, in a cabinet
Found later:
two (2) more women's shirts
one (1) box, new, magnetic vent covers for central air vents
...which are useless because the vents are apparently totally non-ferrous.
one (1) used syringe reading "use once only for insulin and then discard", in a cabinet next to the box cutter and screwdriver.
a load of dishes, still dirty, in the dishwasher
...when the dishwasher was used, it slowly emitted suds all over the floor. (I shudder to think how the previous occupants would have felt about it if it did so quickly.)