So.. In April, when I went to NO EVENTS, there was a mini heatwave. Long, beautiful sunny warm days. Sunglasses and t-shirts. So, now it's MAY. FUCKING MAY, and it is constantly PISSING DOWN. I HATE camping, but tolerate it for my hobby - but WHY OH WHY is it raining constantly now?
BASTARDS!
If I weren't a rabid atheist, I'd be blaming some omnipotent yet unknowable supernatural contradiction for this state of affairs.
As it is:
*Shakes fist at sky
*DAMN YOU random seasonal precipitation formed by the Bergeron process. DAMN YOU!*