Is it me, or does there seem to be an "official" annual talk like a pirate day every every few weeks on the internet these days?
What about talk like a
ninja? They're internet heroes too, and way cooler than pirates.
(DYSWID?)
I was on a
Teutonic holiday last week. Will post about it soon. Unless it ends up being like my legendary zoo photos, in which case I never will, and you will be spared the soul-crushingly dull phenomena that is my holiday snaps
I've been dealing with a
spacker on ebay for weeks now (can we still say 'spacker'? What about 'porch monkey'?). I'm actually losing sleep over this dumb Scottish cunt's blithering ineptitude. Gah.