Health Benefits of the Ultra-Geek Lifestyle
1. Likelihood of skin cancer is zero. Period. (Cancer from the microwave; now that's a different story...)
2. Likelihood of contracting HIV or another STI is virtually nil. The internet: like a condom, only digital.
3. Significantly reduced impact-related damage to the joints. (With the notable exception of carpal tunnel and/or "gameclawitis"...)
4. Significantly reduced exposure to contagious disease. An ounce of reclusion is worth a pound of cures.
- Dr. Nick
2. Likelihood of contracting HIV or another STI is virtually nil. The internet: like a condom, only digital.
3. Significantly reduced impact-related damage to the joints. (With the notable exception of carpal tunnel and/or "gameclawitis"...)
4. Significantly reduced exposure to contagious disease. An ounce of reclusion is worth a pound of cures.
- Dr. Nick