yes I am a shameless thief of LJ tests/question thingys
I stole this from Jackie
Ok, here’s what you do: Name 12 characters from your various fandoms then answer 24 questions about them. If you’re going to do this yourself, I recommend making up your list before you see whom each question applies to.
1. John Perry (Old Mans War)
2. Opus the Penguin (Bloom County)
3. Marcus Scaurus (The Videssos Cycle)
4. Captain Janeway (Startrek Voyager)
5. Lt. Kage (Last Chancers)
6. Krispos (Tale of Krispos)
7. Stan Marsh (Southpark)
8. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
9. River Tam (Firefly)
10. Captain Picard (Startrek Next Generation)
11. Rat (Pearls before Swine)
12. Smaug (The Hobbit)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Krispos) or 11 (Rat)? What subjects would they teach?
I think that Rat would make a better professor simply because he knows how to handle problem students, ie bricking them up inside their homes and stealing their booze. Krispos would teach politics while Rat would teach how to rule the world.
2. Do you think 4 (Janeway) is hot? How hot?
Hell yes Janeway is dammmmnnn sexy.
3. 12 (Smaug) sends 8 (Homer) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Ummmm Smaug would probably send Homer to go fetch him back the Arkenstone but Homer would get distracted by the sparkly gem and end up staring at it while drinking beer.
4. What is or would be 9's (River) favorite book?
She'd either go for something dealing with advanced Quantum Theory or One Fish, Two Fish.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Opus) to swear fealty to 6(Krispos), or the other way around?
Definitely would make more sense for Opus to swear alliegence to Krispos, he is the Avtokrator after all.
6. For some reason, 5 (Kage) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9(River) or with 10 (Picard)?
Uhh first off its not a smart decision for Kage to share a room with anyone under any circumstance what with him being a murdering daemon possesed convict and all, but I think he'd get on famously with River simply because they are both psychotic psychic killing machines who have a strange calmness with death.
7. 2(Opus), 7(Stan) and 12(Smaug) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
In this scenario it doesn't matter where they go because Opus and Stan will be trying not to be eaten by Smaug.
8. 3(Marcus) challenges 10(Picard) to a duel. What happens?
Marcus whips out his awesome magical sword just in time to watch it get vaporized by Picard's phasor. Then Marcus will throw his pilla into Picards chest and then go shag the Emperor's niece to celebrate.
9. If 1(Perry) stole 8's(Homer) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Homer would go into a rage and body slam Perry until he gave him his beer back.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Stan) and 12(Smaug) both attain what they most desire.
Southpark: Smaug Eats Cartman and then sleeps for two millenia
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Janeway) and 1(Perry) to work together? I'd have Voyager suddenly get pulled into a Wormhole and appear just in time to rescue Perry after his ship gets shot down during the First Battle of Coral.
12. If 7(Stan) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Seeing as me and Stan are pretty freaking similar we'd get along fine.
13. If you could command 3 (Marcus) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? To go kill the insane crazy man that is threatening the world.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Rat)?
not that i'm aware of, but he and tom are kindred spirits.
15. If 2(Opus) had to choose sides between 4 (Janeway) and 5 (Kage), which would it be?
Opus would side with Janeway in order to get to the replicator to get his herring slurpee's and because Kage is a F*cking lunatic.
16. What might 10 (Picard) shout while charging into battle?
Photon Torpedoes Full spread, Fire.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Homer), which song would you choose?
The Beer Song, Firesign Theater
18. 1(Perry), 6(Krispos), and 12 (Smaug) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Perry, because he'd use his MP-35 to shoot Krispos with a burst of hollow points, and then switch it over in time to rockets to get Smaug if he didn't get his goddamn Pancake!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Opus) to use on 10(Picard)?
"How would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?"
20. What would 5 (Kage) most likely be arrested for?
Well since he's already in the Penal legions for butchering his ex-Sergant I'd guess for serial murder.
21. What is 6's (Krispos) secret?
His first son and heir might not be his.
22. If 11(Rat) and 9(River) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
River, she'd hijack a space ship and warp there while Rat was still busy smoking his second carton of cigaretts.
23."1(Perry) and 9(River) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's(Janeway) sinister secret organization. 11(Rat) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11(Rat) is actually a spy for 4(Janeway) Meanwhile, 4(Janeway) has kidnapped 12(Smaug) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Kage) they seek out 3(Marcus) who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"A Psycho's Guide to the Galaxy."
I honestly don't think that anyone on my friends list would volunteer to read this work and there is nobody I know who is crazy enough to write it.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7(Stan) or 8(Homer)?
Probably Homer because I'd know that I could outrun him if we ever got into trouble; just remember you don't have to outrun the bear you just have to outrun the guy next to you.
Ok, here’s what you do: Name 12 characters from your various fandoms then answer 24 questions about them. If you’re going to do this yourself, I recommend making up your list before you see whom each question applies to.
1. John Perry (Old Mans War)
2. Opus the Penguin (Bloom County)
3. Marcus Scaurus (The Videssos Cycle)
4. Captain Janeway (Startrek Voyager)
5. Lt. Kage (Last Chancers)
6. Krispos (Tale of Krispos)
7. Stan Marsh (Southpark)
8. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
9. River Tam (Firefly)
10. Captain Picard (Startrek Next Generation)
11. Rat (Pearls before Swine)
12. Smaug (The Hobbit)
1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Krispos) or 11 (Rat)? What subjects would they teach?
I think that Rat would make a better professor simply because he knows how to handle problem students, ie bricking them up inside their homes and stealing their booze. Krispos would teach politics while Rat would teach how to rule the world.
2. Do you think 4 (Janeway) is hot? How hot?
Hell yes Janeway is dammmmnnn sexy.
3. 12 (Smaug) sends 8 (Homer) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Ummmm Smaug would probably send Homer to go fetch him back the Arkenstone but Homer would get distracted by the sparkly gem and end up staring at it while drinking beer.
4. What is or would be 9's (River) favorite book?
She'd either go for something dealing with advanced Quantum Theory or One Fish, Two Fish.
5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Opus) to swear fealty to 6(Krispos), or the other way around?
Definitely would make more sense for Opus to swear alliegence to Krispos, he is the Avtokrator after all.
6. For some reason, 5 (Kage) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9(River) or with 10 (Picard)?
Uhh first off its not a smart decision for Kage to share a room with anyone under any circumstance what with him being a murdering daemon possesed convict and all, but I think he'd get on famously with River simply because they are both psychotic psychic killing machines who have a strange calmness with death.
7. 2(Opus), 7(Stan) and 12(Smaug) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
In this scenario it doesn't matter where they go because Opus and Stan will be trying not to be eaten by Smaug.
8. 3(Marcus) challenges 10(Picard) to a duel. What happens?
Marcus whips out his awesome magical sword just in time to watch it get vaporized by Picard's phasor. Then Marcus will throw his pilla into Picards chest and then go shag the Emperor's niece to celebrate.
9. If 1(Perry) stole 8's(Homer) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
Homer would go into a rage and body slam Perry until he gave him his beer back.
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7(Stan) and 12(Smaug) both attain what they most desire.
Southpark: Smaug Eats Cartman and then sleeps for two millenia
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4(Janeway) and 1(Perry) to work together? I'd have Voyager suddenly get pulled into a Wormhole and appear just in time to rescue Perry after his ship gets shot down during the First Battle of Coral.
12. If 7(Stan) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
Seeing as me and Stan are pretty freaking similar we'd get along fine.
13. If you could command 3 (Marcus) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be? To go kill the insane crazy man that is threatening the world.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Rat)?
not that i'm aware of, but he and tom are kindred spirits.
15. If 2(Opus) had to choose sides between 4 (Janeway) and 5 (Kage), which would it be?
Opus would side with Janeway in order to get to the replicator to get his herring slurpee's and because Kage is a F*cking lunatic.
16. What might 10 (Picard) shout while charging into battle?
Photon Torpedoes Full spread, Fire.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Homer), which song would you choose?
The Beer Song, Firesign Theater
18. 1(Perry), 6(Krispos), and 12 (Smaug) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Perry, because he'd use his MP-35 to shoot Krispos with a burst of hollow points, and then switch it over in time to rockets to get Smaug if he didn't get his goddamn Pancake!
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2(Opus) to use on 10(Picard)?
"How would you like to boldly go where no man has gone before?"
20. What would 5 (Kage) most likely be arrested for?
Well since he's already in the Penal legions for butchering his ex-Sergant I'd guess for serial murder.
21. What is 6's (Krispos) secret?
His first son and heir might not be his.
22. If 11(Rat) and 9(River) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
River, she'd hijack a space ship and warp there while Rat was still busy smoking his second carton of cigaretts.
23."1(Perry) and 9(River) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's(Janeway) sinister secret organization. 11(Rat) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11(Rat) is actually a spy for 4(Janeway) Meanwhile, 4(Janeway) has kidnapped 12(Smaug) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Kage) they seek out 3(Marcus) who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"A Psycho's Guide to the Galaxy."
I honestly don't think that anyone on my friends list would volunteer to read this work and there is nobody I know who is crazy enough to write it.
24. If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7(Stan) or 8(Homer)?
Probably Homer because I'd know that I could outrun him if we ever got into trouble; just remember you don't have to outrun the bear you just have to outrun the guy next to you.