I AM SO FRAKING BOOORED DDX

May 23, 2008 00:41

So, I'm on vacation now. That's always a good thing, but I AM SO FRAKING BOOOOOOOORED DDDX LIKE....FOR SERIOUS

So I shall now bore and/or amuse the rest of you with this livejournal entry.

I stole this from a friend on facebook. In this case, I shall be using my nickname 'Java.'

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Java needs an overhaul.
...An overhaul of what? O_______o

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Java looks like a tree.
I totally do. Obviously. < /sarcasm>

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Java says "Open Sesame!"
...that actually does seem like something I'd randomly say xDD;

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Java wants porcupine.
...whut

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Java does duck typing.
...wtf is duck typing? O_________o

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Java hates me.
...;_________; I'm sorry to whoever apparently thinks I hate them!! ;0;

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Java asks for authority to train RI's workers for overseas employment.
....I do? O____o

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Java goes to the extreme.
*does her best college frat boy voice* EXTREEEEEME~!

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Java likes flies.
...I actually don't. XDD; I RRY RRY HATE flies actually. I hate insects in general. xDD;

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Java eats server.
ZOMFG I ATE THE WAITER HOLY CRAAAAAP I'M A CANNIBAAAAL DDDD8...lulz j/k. I apparently eat technological servers for breakfast XDD;

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Java wears a magnificent girdle.
...um...I...really don't think I need one XDD;;;

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Java was arrested for burning an effigy of Megawati.
...Mega what? O____o

Umm....riight...So...that took up about 10 minutes or so of my time...Umm...do it if you want. It's rather amusing. xDD; Perhaps I'll answer the questions using my real name one day xDD;

for the lulz, amusing, meme, bored

Previous post Next post
Up