just thought i would share this with those not fotunate enough to get the PLAGUE!!!
Rumors have been flying about the sexual orientation of National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice. There's no evidence that she's gay, and she's not Asian. But let's look at the facts:
1) The comic strip "Boondocks," by Aaron McGruder, said "If there was a man in the world who Condoleezza truly loved, she wouldn't be so hell-bent to destroy [the world]." DO YOU SEE? She doesn't love men? Everybody's got to love somebody. That leaves women. Which would make her gay.
2) She may be black, but her last name is Rice. Let's face it, Gay Asians, you all like to eat rice. Like, how many of you have eaten rice in the past week? What's that you say? Yes, it includes sushi. All of you? That's right. All of you. You all ate rice. And you are what you eat, so what you eat is what you are, and all kinds of Rice are Asian, including Condoleezza Rices. Now the question is, does Rice like being eaten [by women, which would make her homosexual]?
1) The comic strip "Boondocks," by Aaron McGruder, said "If there was a man in the world who Condoleezza truly loved, she wouldn't be so hell-bent to destroy [the world]." DO YOU SEE? She doesn't love men? Everybody's got to love somebody. That leaves women. Which would make her gay.
2) She may be black, but her last name is Rice. Let's face it, Gay Asians, you all like to eat rice. Like, how many of you have eaten rice in the past week? What's that you say? Yes, it includes sushi. All of you? That's right. All of you. You all ate rice. And you are what you eat, so what you eat is what you are, and all kinds of Rice are Asian, including Condoleezza Rices. Now the question is, does Rice like being eaten [by women, which would make her homosexual]?