My day with the Brothel Madam...

[furtle]

...and the comedian Judge. =)

Comments

[yorkshire_spam]

so is that your whole 15 minutes of fame, or do you expect more press coverage of the amazing Mr. Fattorini and his performing wig in the future?

[furtle]

Who knows? You could assist by committing a big high-profile crime and then demanding that I represent you!

[yorkshire_spam]

Ok, how are you on white collar computer based fraud? I hear that the sentences are pretty meaningless, so if I could get a couple of million hidden in off shore accounts it might be worth the 3 weeks community service that I would get....
(joke)

[d511kx]

You know I'm reading this, right? ;-)

[d511kx]

Although now you mention it:

Sam commits his fraud, I get the credit for uncovering it, and then Jules can defend (or prosecute for that matter) him...

Everyone's a winner!

(except maybe Sam, but who cares about him anyway ? ;-) )

[yorkshire_spam]

(joke continues...)
But with my criminal genius, coupled with Jules' superb defence skills, you could probably just about get a conviction for being rude to the post office counter staff or something - 20 hours community service in exchange for a huge swiss bank account? ;-)