i went to the NJ county fair three weeks ago and i am just getting around to post some pictures now. the fair was full of: rednecks, cheap rides, greasy food, lemonade, a petting zoo, a freak show and lemonade.
as soon as we got the the gate of the fair we saw a 15 or 16 year old boy with a shirt that said "have you eaten your honey today?" with a picture of a girl with her legs spread open. on the back of his shirt it said "put your lipstick around my dipstick." that boy is really lucky he didn't get attacked by a bunch of angry lesbian feminists.
the best part of the fair was heckling everyone there, especially the sword swallower from the freak show. we became friends and he called me and everyone else over to the side of the tent where he swallowed a huge sword just for us. after he swallowed the sword he bent over, winked at me, and let me pull the sword out of his throat. i could feel it against his insides.
jenny is afraid of heights
the sword swallower, my new bestfriend
the sky looked like cotton candy
kathi fell in love with a goat at the petting zoo...
and then we met some chicks!
this is where we spent all of our money
me and brittany being really, really, really ridiculously good looking