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Sep 06, 2006 19:23

The most RIDICULOUS thing just happened.
Im sitting in my bed reading, Jess is sitting on her computer with her IPOD on, and I keep hearing this noise. At first I thought Jess was making it so I was about to bitch, but then I realized it wasn't her.
The people across the hall were HUFFING.
I just kept hearing an aerosaul can noise, then coughing, and guys going, "Just hold it in until it hurts. Till you can't do it anymore. You'll know. No, don't close your eyes, you might just fall over if you do...starting to feel it yet?"
Repeat for about 15 minutes.
JWHFSJFGDKJSDFB
WHO DOES THAT? Besides the stupid boys in DARE videos!?!?
More importantly, who does that in a dorm room, at like 6:30, with the DOOR WIDE OPEN?!?!?!?!

Oh man. Some people are just ridiculous. You don't mess around with that shit.

Whenever I menstruate I feel just short of death.
Jess and Lucas took care of me last night as I was begging them to cut out my uterus, crawling on the ground at 1 in the morning whining.
I've been in bed all day except for class today.
I've barely had anything to eat.
Hatechu, uterus.

Hatechu math quiz tomorrow.
Hatechu having to read 125 pages in two days, American Lit.
Hatechu International Fiction teacher who is incapable of changing the pitch of his voice or speaking above a whisper.
Hatechu dumb college kids who inhale from cans.
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