sorry its gross

[furrymurry]

Damn paps! Today was disgusting! I started my morning out by having a midwife scrape my vagina with a spatula and cotton swab! (Almost fainted again.) After recovering, i drove to the soc security office to get my name changed(since i finally had some time during the day to sit in an office and wait) and after 30 minutes of hearing wierd people complaining about such and such and having them stare at my hairy legs she called my number, only to tell me that the marriage liscence that i had would not do. "You have to get the certified copy from the courthouse." she states.
well, the day can only get better from there...well hopefully.