Thanksgiving schedules...
So, there's an nifty meme-kinda thing happening on my local craig's list: Thanksgiving day Schedules. Here's Links to a few of them.
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934177891.html original
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934288901.html out there
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934218646.html home alone
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/rnr/934310614.html oceanside
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934341627.html smoke a bowl
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934381525.html sex pumpkin pie style
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934404932.html (Italian broken home)
So, i was thinking about it, and I challenge my friends list to do their OWN Thanksgiving Day Schedule! I'll even pop the cherry and start.
7:00 AM - Wake up
7:05 AM - Roll and smoke first few cigarettes of the day
7:06 AM - Check e-mails and then try braving waking the wife up
7:07 AM - Walk away rubbing a hurt arm and decide to give her a few minutes
7:30 AM - Wife wakes up screaming about how come I didn't wake her up earlier
7:45 AM - Morning fight about finding clothes
7:55 AM - Apologies all around as things are found
8:00 AM - Run out the door carrying turkey that's been brining
8:01 AM - Hurt self somehow
8:02 AM - Carry out Hawaiian Sweet bread Rolls prepared the night before
8:03 AM - Yell at dogs to shut the fuck up when they start baking
8:15 AM - Wife finishes makeup and we head out
8:45 AM - Arrive in Mira Mesa
8:46 AM - Enter House and do greetings
8:50 AM - Get to escape to bring things into the house
8:55 AM - Manage to get everything inside by myself and start cooking
9:00 AM - Parade gets turned on
9:30 AM - hear wife complain about the parade getting worse each year
10:00 AM - Grams gets home
10:01 AM - have to stop cooking to listen to her day at the airport
10:30 AM - Get asked why I'm not cooking, and get back to work
10:45 AM - 'checked in' on
10:50 AM - 'checked in' on
10:55 AM - 'checked in' on
11:00 AM - 'checked in' on
11:05 AM - 'checked in' on
11:10 AM - 'checked in' on
11:15 AM - 'checked in' on, go out for a quick 'walk' to have a smoke
11:20 AM - Come back & get back to cooking
1:00 PM - Finally finish cooking all but the turkey
1:05 PM - Start turkey in oven
1:06 PM - Listen to wife remind me of how to cook the turkey
1:30 PM - Go out for another 'walk'
2:00 PM - Pull out turkey, put foil over breast, turn down oven, and put turkey back in
2:01 PM - Start thermometer
3:00 PM - See turkey is almost ready and start setting table
3:15 PM - Finish setting table and dishes & grab turkey from oven
3:16 PM - Start making gravy as turkey rests
3:18 PM - Start drinking remainder of the wine as turkey gravy cooks
3:45 PM - Call family as dinner is almost ready
4:00 PM - Serve dinner
4:05 PM - Finish grace and dig in
4:10 PM - Hear accolades of how wonderful food is
4:50 PM - Finish eating
5:00 PM - Start dishes
5:30 PM - Finish dishes and wake everyone up for pie
5:45 PM - Finally have slices of pie, get told how I should make the pies next year as a pastry chef
6:00 PM - Start packaging up most of the food to take home with us
6:30 PM - Give hugs & kisses and manage to get out the door
7:00 PM - Manage to get home
7:10 PM - Finally manage to get everything inside
7:11 PM - Have another smoke and a stiff drink
7:15 PM - Sit down at computer with a slice of my OWN pie topped with real whipped cream
7:16 PM - Have to get up to get wife her own pie slice
7:20 PM - Start eating pie
7:30 PM - Get up to take my dish and the wife's to sink
8:00 PM - Hear snoring from bed
8:01 PM - Decide to hit maple Story for a minute
10:00 PM - Realize I've been on for 2 hours, log off, and head to bed
11:00 PM - Finally fall asleep watching Family Guy
So that's my day tomorrow! If you do this, drop a comment here with a link so I can see it?
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934177891.html original
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934288901.html out there
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934218646.html home alone
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/rnr/934310614.html oceanside
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934341627.html smoke a bowl
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934381525.html sex pumpkin pie style
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/rnr/934404932.html (Italian broken home)
So, i was thinking about it, and I challenge my friends list to do their OWN Thanksgiving Day Schedule! I'll even pop the cherry and start.
7:00 AM - Wake up
7:05 AM - Roll and smoke first few cigarettes of the day
7:06 AM - Check e-mails and then try braving waking the wife up
7:07 AM - Walk away rubbing a hurt arm and decide to give her a few minutes
7:30 AM - Wife wakes up screaming about how come I didn't wake her up earlier
7:45 AM - Morning fight about finding clothes
7:55 AM - Apologies all around as things are found
8:00 AM - Run out the door carrying turkey that's been brining
8:01 AM - Hurt self somehow
8:02 AM - Carry out Hawaiian Sweet bread Rolls prepared the night before
8:03 AM - Yell at dogs to shut the fuck up when they start baking
8:15 AM - Wife finishes makeup and we head out
8:45 AM - Arrive in Mira Mesa
8:46 AM - Enter House and do greetings
8:50 AM - Get to escape to bring things into the house
8:55 AM - Manage to get everything inside by myself and start cooking
9:00 AM - Parade gets turned on
9:30 AM - hear wife complain about the parade getting worse each year
10:00 AM - Grams gets home
10:01 AM - have to stop cooking to listen to her day at the airport
10:30 AM - Get asked why I'm not cooking, and get back to work
10:45 AM - 'checked in' on
10:50 AM - 'checked in' on
10:55 AM - 'checked in' on
11:00 AM - 'checked in' on
11:05 AM - 'checked in' on
11:10 AM - 'checked in' on
11:15 AM - 'checked in' on, go out for a quick 'walk' to have a smoke
11:20 AM - Come back & get back to cooking
1:00 PM - Finally finish cooking all but the turkey
1:05 PM - Start turkey in oven
1:06 PM - Listen to wife remind me of how to cook the turkey
1:30 PM - Go out for another 'walk'
2:00 PM - Pull out turkey, put foil over breast, turn down oven, and put turkey back in
2:01 PM - Start thermometer
3:00 PM - See turkey is almost ready and start setting table
3:15 PM - Finish setting table and dishes & grab turkey from oven
3:16 PM - Start making gravy as turkey rests
3:18 PM - Start drinking remainder of the wine as turkey gravy cooks
3:45 PM - Call family as dinner is almost ready
4:00 PM - Serve dinner
4:05 PM - Finish grace and dig in
4:10 PM - Hear accolades of how wonderful food is
4:50 PM - Finish eating
5:00 PM - Start dishes
5:30 PM - Finish dishes and wake everyone up for pie
5:45 PM - Finally have slices of pie, get told how I should make the pies next year as a pastry chef
6:00 PM - Start packaging up most of the food to take home with us
6:30 PM - Give hugs & kisses and manage to get out the door
7:00 PM - Manage to get home
7:10 PM - Finally manage to get everything inside
7:11 PM - Have another smoke and a stiff drink
7:15 PM - Sit down at computer with a slice of my OWN pie topped with real whipped cream
7:16 PM - Have to get up to get wife her own pie slice
7:20 PM - Start eating pie
7:30 PM - Get up to take my dish and the wife's to sink
8:00 PM - Hear snoring from bed
8:01 PM - Decide to hit maple Story for a minute
10:00 PM - Realize I've been on for 2 hours, log off, and head to bed
11:00 PM - Finally fall asleep watching Family Guy
So that's my day tomorrow! If you do this, drop a comment here with a link so I can see it?