wierd thoughts in the middle of the night

[furrybluetroll]

All mammals have some form of mammaries. Most seem to have them on their
lower abdomen. Primates, including humans, have them high on their chests.
This seems odd to me. The weight ought to be easier to carry lower down.

There has to be some evolutionary explanation. The only one I can think
of is: if women had cow-like udders, they would be able to pleasure
themselves with the teats. They would have no need for men. The race
would die out.

I think I prefer women the way they are.