David's Sausage
Today, I was at the movie theatre seeing Shark Tale for my fifteenth time. During the Spongebob preview something sensational happened! As I'm sure you all know the fabulously wonderfully gorgeously hairy David Hassellhoff is in this brilliant upcoming film. Well, while the camera was focused on his enormous sausage during the preview for The Spongebob Squarepants Movie I noticed that my tinier sausage was doing something interesting. The crotch of my pants formed a tiny tent as my beef wriggled in delight.