my unicorns have spawned
i'm very proud to welcome a new addition into my unicorn family! allow me to start from the beginning, about 6.39478 months ago i caught two of my unicorns, duchess twinkle sparkle pie and mister walnut elf, doing something strange. i've always thought mister walnut elf was gay and while i was dissappointed i could not breed little walnuts i've always embraced his homosexuality. mister walnut elf is very old. he's missing his left hind leg (he lost it in a fight with my penguin/ostrich hybrid named sweetums). duchess twinkle sparkle pie is a unicorn i rescued last year. i found her laying wounded in the magical donutpuff forests. a butterfly came to me and told me that she was hurt. i brought her home to my unicorn palace and nursed her back to health. to get back to my story: 6.39478 months ago i caught duchess twinkle sparkle pie and mister walnut elf doing the nasty in my gnome garden. today duchess twinkle sparkle pie gave birth to a beautiful unicornling. i named him gnome after the place of his conception.