I amuse me
Which is good. Not only will I never be lonely, but I might actually make myself giggle from time to time. :D
Chey: how's james?
Me: James is perfectly fine. By last night, he was bouncing off the walls and back to Mr. Spazz.
Me: Ask about the punchline.
Chey: oh dear.. what's the punchline?
Me: Jason came home feeling light-headed and oogey. Went to bed early, slept a bit, rolled out of bed around midnight to heave out his guts.
Chey: ick
Me: Yep. Hubby-sama is one sick puppy, this year. His immune system is shot to hell. But next year, he should be able to withstand the zombie apocalypse.
Me: He'll be the one guy who can be bitten, and shrug it off. I'm arming him with my shotgun and sending him to the front lines.
Chey: how's james?
Me: James is perfectly fine. By last night, he was bouncing off the walls and back to Mr. Spazz.
Me: Ask about the punchline.
Chey: oh dear.. what's the punchline?
Me: Jason came home feeling light-headed and oogey. Went to bed early, slept a bit, rolled out of bed around midnight to heave out his guts.
Chey: ick
Me: Yep. Hubby-sama is one sick puppy, this year. His immune system is shot to hell. But next year, he should be able to withstand the zombie apocalypse.
Me: He'll be the one guy who can be bitten, and shrug it off. I'm arming him with my shotgun and sending him to the front lines.