Voicemail / Disclaimer

[furnaceface]

When the voicemail picks up, it's a girl's voice that speaks;

"Hi, this is Jono Starsmore's phone. Please leave a message and he'll get back to you. Thanks!"

BEEP!

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Package for Jono

[anarchist_queen]

At some point, a package arrived for Jono. It had no card, but was addressed from Bordertown. Two guesses as to who it was from. Inside was what looked like a small plastic globe, blue with white swirls.

The instructions included were simple: Jono, this is an Impression Ball. You squeeze it lightly and it feeds music directly into you.
-Leda

If squeezed, the ball would glow slightly and Jono would be able to hear a music mix of Elven, Human and Halfie Folk Rock from Bordertown. Given the mix of cultures from both sides of the border, it was an eclectic mix indeed.

Phone Fun!

[fratboybitch]

Bored enough to just make dirty calls now, Alex dialed randomly, hoping to get one girl's number that had slept with him before. Instead, he got Jono.

"Have we done it in public yet? We should. Come find me."

Sorry, Jono.

Re: Phone Fun!

[furnaceface]

[Miraculously, continued here!]

Phone Fun!

[one_who_goes]

Hi, honey, it's me. Sorry I didn't call. I was indisposed this morning -- my first trip in a month. Nothing bad. Listen, I miss you, and the next time I see you we'll do things that will make our teeth shake and our neighbors bang on their walls and wonder what they're missing. Until then, give the baby a kiss from me. I love you.

Re: Phone Fun!

[furnaceface]

Jono... really couldn't reply to this phone call, and he'd already abused his 'dial in the digits that spell plonker' option earlier today.

But he could certainly play it through a few times, realizing after the second play-through that the man who had sent it was the new librarian. And he could laugh.

Possibly, he'd be doing some more laughing about it tomorrow in the library, as well.

[bigdamndestiny]

From here

WHAT?! I--I most certainly do not fancy your breasts?

[furnaceface]

Jono was going to blow up the telephone. Why did he even own one of these bloody things? He didn't have a mouth!

//That's because I haven't got any naffin' breasts, Merlin!//

He could, however, yell at the answerphone. Yes. That would do nicely.

[icecoldfrost]

"Jono, darling, it's Emma. I've got a proposition for you, if you think you're up for an adventure."

"I'm around most of the morning, and if you don't show, I'm going to assume you aren't interested."