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My friend and I were talking about how one of his friends started off making $80k/yr working for an oil company.
Justin: I could never work for an oil company.
Me: Why? Moral reasons?
Justin: Yeah, I don't think I could live with myself if I did.
Me: Hmm...so far I've worked for a gun club, a styrofoam cup company, and a defense contractor. I think an oil company might be a step up for me.
Justin: What? Yeah. Wait, a week ago didn't you say that I was what's wrong with America?
Me: Yeah...
Justin: You're what's wrong with America.
Justin: I could never work for an oil company.
Me: Why? Moral reasons?
Justin: Yeah, I don't think I could live with myself if I did.
Me: Hmm...so far I've worked for a gun club, a styrofoam cup company, and a defense contractor. I think an oil company might be a step up for me.
Justin: What? Yeah. Wait, a week ago didn't you say that I was what's wrong with America?
Me: Yeah...
Justin: You're what's wrong with America.