fic: Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea
Title: Destiny is an ice floe on a darkened sea
Words: 1.5k
Rating: PG
Summary: The Social Network. What if they hadn't gone through legal proceedings?
WARNINGS: YOU LITERALLY MIGHT VOM. DO NOT READ THIS. Penguin egg!fic AU. CRACK.
A/N: For crazykookie and shifty-gardener. Joke at end is not mine.
and oh my God, cynicalpenpen did a Chinese translation
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Also the lifecycle thing says nothing about adelies
Mark wasn't one to talk about his feelings, kept his emotions close to his downy, white chest, but he needed to talk to someone. He would have gone to Dustin with this, but Dustin had once been attacked by a five-hundred pound seal and hadn't been the same since.
Lolol mark would never go to anyone. The Dustin thing!! Fjkdls;afjker;lawti xDDDDDDDDDDd
He dove down deep into the dark waters. It was the only place he could really feel himself. He didn't have Eduardo for that, anymore.
Omg omg this is hilarious, sarah
and Blizzard help them if they were going to take this to the kangaroo court.
LAUGHING
Legal action could only end in tears, anyway, Mark's mother told him one day. She had gathered from Mark's silence on the subject that he was upset. How did mothers do that?
Oh man this is so awesome. And mark’s mother must be able to do that, because she is typically silent
"So yes, it stands to reason that every once and awhile I'll end up putting my beak in your neck. How about going about this problem less passively, more constructively. Namely: what do you want me to do about it?"
Yaaaaay ic!
"We need to win the sardine eating contest, my status in my father's eyes depends on it."
Hahahahahaahahahaha
Mark thought for a while, before saying, a coy tilt to his head. "Because my face looks just like yours."
Dustin cameo ftw!
this was so ~epic~ hahaha and the ooc made it more entertaining/reminds me of the rpf I tried to write about that one guy I passed by in hallways every once in a while
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