I'm like a fruit basket.

[furloughday]

So I was re-reading Maya's HP movie spoofs, laughing and crying. The world is so beautiful. Please read these.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban Parody

• LUPIN: *lurks behind his coat collar, cruelly tempting us with the wistful notion that he might be in any way attractive or charismatic*

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Parody

• CHO: Oh look - mistletoe!
  HARRY: Oh, right. Horticulture is cool.
  CHO: ...
  HARRY: I was brought up in a cupboard.
  CHO: Kiss me, you mad cupboard-living fool!

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Parody

• SNAPE: Ahahaha, Harry Potter, time to whip back the curtain and catch you canoodling with...
  CORMAC MCLAGGEN: 'Sup?
  SNAPE: MY EYES.

Which resulted in a weirdass mix of songs, some of them wizard rock, that you'll need to reorder once you've downloaded for optimal transitions between each track: Kiss me, you cupboard-living fool

Life is pretty great right now :DD