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So I'm shuffling in my leg irons through the processing center of a federal penitentiary wondering what the hell went wrong.
It all started in April, When I met a man with a Romanian accent and a lopsided mustache at the local laundrymat. During our conversation he mentioned that he had in his possesion a mould used in the minting of specific coins and wondered if I would be interested in taking it off his hands.
When I returned home with my load of whites and the coin mould I had no idea of the sharp turn my life was about to take. It just so happens I have a smelting furnace in my living room and a surplus of bronze bars so I set to work minting coins late into the night. It wasnt until after the first coin hardened that I realized what I had created. An exact copy of a Chuckee cheese token. Oh yeah.
In only 2 short weeks I had forged a counterfeiting ring that spanned over 30 states and was poised to move on showbiz pizza. In the orgy of skeeball and whack-a-mole that followed, I began a downward spiral. I was out of control, Cheap plastic toys littered my bedroom floor, I strutted through the gameroom with beautiful women hanging off my arms, spending tickets from my limitless supply.
It wasnt until security cameras in Nashville, TN chuckee cheese filmed me purchasing the entire prize counter including the girl working behind it, That chuckee officials began to suspect something was wrong. After a sordid investigation, I was indicted, Arrested and convicted and here I am.
So hopefully this explains why I have not updated in 4 months. Learn from my mistakes.
It all started in April, When I met a man with a Romanian accent and a lopsided mustache at the local laundrymat. During our conversation he mentioned that he had in his possesion a mould used in the minting of specific coins and wondered if I would be interested in taking it off his hands.
When I returned home with my load of whites and the coin mould I had no idea of the sharp turn my life was about to take. It just so happens I have a smelting furnace in my living room and a surplus of bronze bars so I set to work minting coins late into the night. It wasnt until after the first coin hardened that I realized what I had created. An exact copy of a Chuckee cheese token. Oh yeah.
In only 2 short weeks I had forged a counterfeiting ring that spanned over 30 states and was poised to move on showbiz pizza. In the orgy of skeeball and whack-a-mole that followed, I began a downward spiral. I was out of control, Cheap plastic toys littered my bedroom floor, I strutted through the gameroom with beautiful women hanging off my arms, spending tickets from my limitless supply.
It wasnt until security cameras in Nashville, TN chuckee cheese filmed me purchasing the entire prize counter including the girl working behind it, That chuckee officials began to suspect something was wrong. After a sordid investigation, I was indicted, Arrested and convicted and here I am.
So hopefully this explains why I have not updated in 4 months. Learn from my mistakes.