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10 minutes ago the girl who lives next door came over and told me theres a dead rabbit stuck in the fence we share and asked if I would try and get it out.
I get out there armed with long paddle shaped piece of wood used in a filipino marble game I never play and had her hold the flashlight while I prodded at this nasty headless mess wedged in the chain link fence. Well this motherfucker wasnt going anywhere and I start whaling on its ass-end and blood and chunks of fur where flying everywhere, I'm trying not to vomit, My nieghbor is close to tears and others are on their porches watching me spank the shit out of a dead rabbit ass. http://img18.exs.cx/img18/9343/dsci00406tv.jpg
So there was only one solution I could come up with and it wasnt pretty, But this had to come out because it was a long day at work and dinner was getting cold plus I am not smelling dead varmit for the next week. I go to the garage and emerge with a handsaw and a grim demeanor. About 2 seconds into the operation my assistant dropped the flashlight and ran away gagging leaving me to complete my gruesome task in the dark.
How the fuck does this happen? All I wanted was to come home from work, eat and take a hot bubblebath and get ready to start it all over again and I wind up spanking a corpse and sawing it in half. I'm going to have a beer now.
I get out there armed with long paddle shaped piece of wood used in a filipino marble game I never play and had her hold the flashlight while I prodded at this nasty headless mess wedged in the chain link fence. Well this motherfucker wasnt going anywhere and I start whaling on its ass-end and blood and chunks of fur where flying everywhere, I'm trying not to vomit, My nieghbor is close to tears and others are on their porches watching me spank the shit out of a dead rabbit ass. http://img18.exs.cx/img18/9343/dsci00406tv.jpg
So there was only one solution I could come up with and it wasnt pretty, But this had to come out because it was a long day at work and dinner was getting cold plus I am not smelling dead varmit for the next week. I go to the garage and emerge with a handsaw and a grim demeanor. About 2 seconds into the operation my assistant dropped the flashlight and ran away gagging leaving me to complete my gruesome task in the dark.
How the fuck does this happen? All I wanted was to come home from work, eat and take a hot bubblebath and get ready to start it all over again and I wind up spanking a corpse and sawing it in half. I'm going to have a beer now.