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Jan 01, 2008 22:16

2008 is the year my nephew discovered that saying "asshole" (or, "A-hole") is more effective than saying "dummy" or "stupid head" to describe...well, an asshole.

At dinner with my parents this evening:

Nephew: Yeah, this kid in my class is a real...A-hole...I am not looking forward to school tomorrow.

My mom: Don't say that!

Nephew: What?

My mom: A-hole!

Nephew: Well...he is!

My mom: What makes him...an A-hole?

Nephew (thinking for a moment): It probably has something to do with his parents.

Me: Good answer!

My mom: Don't listen to her, she's a trash mouth.

(Later, my nephew told me that he actually says "asshole" when his grandparents aren't around.)
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