Voicemail

[furious_maximus]

"This is Max. Apparently there will be a beep and then you can leave me a message? Something like that."

"So... um... I guess I'll let you get to it."

*beep*

Comments

[justice_beat]

Finding herself in what could easily be more pressing matters, Daisy, amidst the bustle of fixing tea, make a quick and discreet phone call.

"Oh, hullo, Max. I do hope you get this message and I feel absolutely wretched for this, but I'm afraid I'm going to cancel on our plans for the evening. Something suddenly came up and I've found myself otherwise engaged, but I'll owe you one, alright? Ta, Max, you're a sweetheart, and I'll see you at least on Sunday for Fight Club."

[flowering_mind]

[From here!]

"Why would I even care about what gods are right or not? I don't got a god, the way you people think of them and if you think that's a personal problem of mine well maybe you ought to put down the phone or something-I ain't insultin' you for no reason, yeah?"

A beat.

"And if you did want to innuendo at me? It's a bit weird to tell me 'bout that when you're busy going on 'bout gods and sayin' you never did, you know. Might want to change your tactics there."

[furious_maximus]

[To here]

[glacial_witch]

[from here]

"Let's be clear: I am most certainly not innuendoing at you. Sure, I like females as well as males, but just because we talk, it doesn't mean I'm flirting with you. Is this some weird way to flirt with me? Also, what the hell do your gods or the lack of them have to do with anything?"

[furious_maximus]

[To here]

[glasses_justice]

"Like hell you saw me naked last night. I don't know who this is, but you've got entirely the wrong approach to prank calls."

(from here!)

[furious_maximus]

[To here]

[demon_cupid]

[From here.]

"But strange messages are fun. Midnight. The old tannery. Don't forget the penguin."

[furious_maximus]

[To here]